#jokes

I love 'Last Call.' It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn't going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes. ↗

— Carson Daly

#call #figure #going #guy #i

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. ↗

— George Eliot

#different #great #great strain #jokes #strain

My whole life, I've been telling jokes. ↗

— Brad Garrett

#i #jokes #life #telling #whole

Most jokes state a bitter truth. ↗

— Larry Gelbart

#bitter truth #jokes #most #state #truth

I only need to write about 3,000 one-liners a day to produce a million jokes a year. Simple. I’ll just get started after I take a nap. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#jokes #nap #one-liner #work-ethic #change

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#buddy #dog #every #her #i

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes. ↗

— Graham Kennedy

#died #go #had #i #jokes

Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them. ↗

— John Lasseter

#deliver #funnier #how #i #jokes

Don't make jokes about food. ↗

— David Lean

#food #jokes #make

If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father. ↗

— Mary Todd Lincoln

#going #jokes #keep #like #making