Bruce Vilanch

Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love to write something for him. ↗

— Bruce Vilanch

#brilliant #eddie #him #i #love

I do a lot of screen re-writing. ↗

— Bruce Vilanch

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I mean, I've sold all these scripts and nothing's been made. Studios have closed, stars have died. I had a director find Jesus. And the pictures just don't get made. ↗

— Bruce Vilanch

#closed #died #director #find #get

I mean, when I started out I was billing per hour, like a shrink because you would sit with somebody and work. But most of it, if it's for a live show it's usually a buy-out. A flat fee. ↗

— Bruce Vilanch

#billing #fee #flat #hour #i

I write screenplays that don't get made and pilots that don't get picked up, and I re-write other people's movies, and those are all different kinds of fees. ↗

— Bruce Vilanch

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I've written about 15 screenplays and they all sold - they were all sold on pitches. ↗

— Bruce Vilanch

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It's really live television, the way God meant it to be. ↗

— Bruce Vilanch

#live #live television #meant #really #television

It's the biggest party in the world, and you have to keep the whole thing percolating, which is difficult because a lot of awards most people don't care about. ↗

— Bruce Vilanch

#awards #because #biggest #care #difficult

They make a humongous profit, but the people that work on the shows don't get paid a lot because they're working on the Oscars show. It's the biggest show in the world. ↗

— Bruce Vilanch

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What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh. ↗

— Bruce Vilanch

#laugh #made #makes #me #nixon