Colin Quinn

Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#career #i #interesting #live #most

That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#beauty #being #comedian #job #lucky

The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#make #many #mistake #more #people

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#comics #like #live #more #only

Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#comedy #days #early #get #those

Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#dangerous #gets #hands #masquerading #mind

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#get #laughs #trying #understanding #you

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#funny #gotta #just #just be #laugh

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. ↗

— Colin Quinn

#broadway #like #make #maybe #money