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Dave Attell

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I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.


— Dave Attell


#funny #good #guy #i #me

I'm not like a performer type.


— Dave Attell


#like #performer #type

I'm not really a music guy.


— Dave Attell


#i #music #really

My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs.


— Dave Attell


#comedy #confidence #could #day #hated

Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.


— Dave Attell


#everyone #fight #get #into #just

Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.


— Dave Attell


#first #hard #joke #minutes #sometimes

When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.


— Dave Attell


#indians #kid #loved #me #native






About Dave Attell

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Did you know about Dave Attell?

He plays the character Barker in the 2008 comedy film Harold. Stand-up comedy
After graduating from New York University in 1987 with a degree in communications Attell worked menial jobs during the day and put in his time at comedy clubs at night.

Dave Attell (born January 18 1965) is an American stand-up comedian and the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell and The Gong Show with Dave Attell.

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