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Dave Attell

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I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.


— Dave Attell


#get #i #really #recognized

I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.


— Dave Attell


#boring #get #going #i #imagination

I have no grand scheme.


— Dave Attell


#i #scheme

I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.


— Dave Attell


#lot #soundtracks #stuff

I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes.


— Dave Attell


#doing #emotionally #flinching #getting #i

I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.


— Dave Attell


#i #i love #like #love #out

I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.


— Dave Attell


#i #joke #jokes #like #other

I never wanted to be famous.


— Dave Attell


#i #never #wanted

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.


— Dave Attell


#comics #i #joke #jokes #like

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.


— Dave Attell


#been #besides #comedy #comic #doing






About Dave Attell

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Did you know about Dave Attell?

He plays the character Barker in the 2008 comedy film Harold. Stand-up comedy
After graduating from New York University in 1987 with a degree in communications Attell worked menial jobs during the day and put in his time at comedy clubs at night.

Dave Attell (born January 18 1965) is an American stand-up comedian and the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell and The Gong Show with Dave Attell.

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