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Groucho Marx

Read through the most famous quotes from Groucho Marx




A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.


— Groucho Marx


#black #cat #crossing #going #path

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.


— Groucho Marx


#alike #born #democrats #except #people

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.


— Groucho Marx


#like #others #principles #them #those

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.


— Groucho Marx


#any #club #i #join #me

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.


— Groucho Marx


#belong #care #club #i #like

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.


— Groucho Marx


#best friend #book #dark #dog #friend

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.


— Groucho Marx


#bouquets #groom #hollywood #keep #throw

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.


— Groucho Marx


#child #fetch #five #send #someone






About Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes




Did you know about Groucho Marx?

As a man who never had formal schooling to have his writings declared to be culturally important was a point of great satisfaction. Elton John accompanied Groucho to a performance of Jesus Christ Superstar. By the time the Marxes made their first movie they were major stars with sharply honed skills and when Groucho was relaunched to stardom on You Bet Your Life he had already been performing successfully for half a century.

He also had a successful solo career most notably as the host of the radio and television game show You Bet Your Life. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers of whom he was the third-born.

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