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Groucho Marx

Read through the most famous quotes from Groucho Marx




A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.


— Groucho Marx


#cigar #occasional #pleasure #smoke #woman

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.


— Groucho Marx


#had #i #perfectly #wonderful

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.


— Groucho Marx


#brain #four #glad #got #i

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.


— Groucho Marx


#born #confess #early #early age #i

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.


— Groucho Marx


#adverse conditions #conditions #curtain #i #like

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?


— Groucho Marx


#eyes #going #me #own #who

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.


— Groucho Marx


#because #days #favourite #hath #poem

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.


— Groucho Marx


#belong #i #me #member #organization

Women should be obscene and not heard.


— Groucho Marx


#obscene #should #women

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.


— Groucho Marx


#could #find #head #i #make






About Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes




Did you know about Groucho Marx?

As a man who never had formal schooling to have his writings declared to be culturally important was a point of great satisfaction. Elton John accompanied Groucho to a performance of Jesus Christ Superstar. By the time the Marxes made their first movie they were major stars with sharply honed skills and when Groucho was relaunched to stardom on You Bet Your Life he had already been performing successfully for half a century.

He also had a successful solo career most notably as the host of the radio and television game show You Bet Your Life. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers of whom he was the third-born.

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