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Groucho Marx

Read through the most famous quotes from Groucho Marx




I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.


— Groucho Marx


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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.


— Groucho Marx


#any #belong #care #club #i

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.


— Groucho Marx


#me #quote #saying

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?


— Groucho Marx


#care #done #ever #i #i care

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.


— Groucho Marx


#been #children #given #had #i

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.


— Groucho Marx


#does #everybody #half #mind #new

Room service? Send up a larger room.


— Groucho Marx


#room #room service #send #service #up

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.


— Groucho Marx


#closer #held #i #other #side

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.


— Groucho Marx


#bedfellows #does #make #politics #strange

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!


— Groucho Marx


#horse #i #look #marry #me






About Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes




Did you know about Groucho Marx?

As a man who never had formal schooling to have his writings declared to be culturally important was a point of great satisfaction. Elton John accompanied Groucho to a performance of Jesus Christ Superstar. By the time the Marxes made their first movie they were major stars with sharply honed skills and when Groucho was relaunched to stardom on You Bet Your Life he had already been performing successfully for half a century.

He also had a successful solo career most notably as the host of the radio and television game show You Bet Your Life. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers of whom he was the third-born.

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