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Groucho Marx

Read through the most famous quotes from Groucho Marx




أعتقد أن التليفزيون وسيلة ثقافية هامة للغاية .. كلما وجدت شخصاً يقوم بتشغيله، أذهب إلى غرفة أخرى لقراءة كتاب


— Groucho Marx


#humor #reading #television #humor

Trovo la televisione molto educativa. Ogni volta che qualcuno la accende, vado in biblioteca e leggo un buon libro.


— Groucho Marx


#life

Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.


— Groucho Marx


#humor #humor

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.


— Groucho Marx


#getting #getting older #just #live #long

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.


— Groucho Marx


#love

Go, and never darken my towels again.


— Groucho Marx


#darken #go #never #towels

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.


— Groucho Marx


#judge #named #poor #whoever

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.


— Groucho Marx


#either #stopped #watch

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.


— Groucho Marx


#horse #i #why #you

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.


— Groucho Marx


#enough #feel #people #who #wives






About Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes




Did you know about Groucho Marx?

As a man who never had formal schooling to have his writings declared to be culturally important was a point of great satisfaction. Elton John accompanied Groucho to a performance of Jesus Christ Superstar. By the time the Marxes made their first movie they were major stars with sharply honed skills and when Groucho was relaunched to stardom on You Bet Your Life he had already been performing successfully for half a century.

He also had a successful solo career most notably as the host of the radio and television game show You Bet Your Life. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers of whom he was the third-born.

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