Janet Evanovich

they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#new-york-city

These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#money

Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#supernatural #supernatural

My sex life is okay." "Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#joe-morelli #stephanie-plum #humor

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#joe-morelli #morelli #stephanie-plum #death

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#granmda-mazur #humor #stephanie-plum #funny

Stop the planet. I want to get off. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#humor

Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#humor

In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#mystery #stephanie-plum #funny

I wasn’t sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were so many different kinds of love. And clearly, some love was more enduring than others. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#love