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Janet Evanovich

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they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August

— Janet Evanovich


These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum

— Janet Evanovich


Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.

— Janet Evanovich

#supernatural #supernatural

My sex life is okay." "Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.

— Janet Evanovich

#joe-morelli #stephanie-plum #humor

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli

— Janet Evanovich

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Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

— Janet Evanovich

#granmda-mazur #humor #stephanie-plum #funny

Stop the planet. I want to get off.

— Janet Evanovich


Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.

— Janet Evanovich


In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment.

— Janet Evanovich

#mystery #stephanie-plum #funny

I wasn’t sure anymore what made a good marriage. There had to be love, of course, but there were so many different kinds of love. And clearly, some love was more enduring than others.

— Janet Evanovich


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Both are from New Jersey both devour Cheetos both had owned a hamster and both have shared "similar embarrassing experiences. V. After someone suggested Janet Evanovich try writing romance novels Evanovich read several romances and discovered that Janet Evanovich enjoyed the genre.

Janet Evanovich (born Janet Schneider; April 22 1943) is an American writer. The 19 novels in this series consistently top the New York Times and Amazon bestseller lists most recently with Notorious Nineteen.

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