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Janet Evanovich

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That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they're looking' to find poloponies.

— Janet Evanovich

#humorous #humor

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli

— Janet Evanovich

#food #humor #food

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

— Janet Evanovich


...Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff?" - Aunt Edna

— Janet Evanovich


I heard about them Rangers on TV,” Grandma said. “I heard they get dogs pregnant.” -Grandma Mazur

— Janet Evanovich

#humor #humor

I figured I'd embellish the truth a little, since the police might not be up on the finer points of bounty hunterism and might not understand about commandeering.

— Janet Evanovich


Wouldn't want to tarnish my image by looking like a good guy.

— Janet Evanovich


The only normal people are people you don't know very well." Diesel "That's a quote from a famous person," I told him. Lizzy Tucker

— Janet Evanovich


We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes.

— Janet Evanovich

#humor #sometimes #value

I wasn't always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom.

— Janet Evanovich

#arts #college #fine #fine arts #home mom

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Both are from New Jersey both devour Cheetos both had owned a hamster and both have shared "similar embarrassing experiences. V. After someone suggested Janet Evanovich try writing romance novels Evanovich read several romances and discovered that Janet Evanovich enjoyed the genre.

Janet Evanovich (born Janet Schneider; April 22 1943) is an American writer. The 19 novels in this series consistently top the New York Times and Amazon bestseller lists most recently with Notorious Nineteen.

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