Jeff Foxworthy

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#been #before #dad #did #even

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it? ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#ever #get #people #seen #someone

There's no down time any more. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#down #more #time

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#redneck #sits #television #top #working

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#doll #dolls #four #got #just

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#goal #lifetime #may #own #redneck

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#always #deduct #heard #i #iq

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#ever #made #might #offering #plate

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#fishing #go #got #guys #jesus

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#because #brings #cop #detective #home