Jeff Foxworthy

Country music is about new love and it's about old love. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#country #country music #love #music #new

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#clean #did #know #nauseated #shirt

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#had #house #i #kind #perform

I know God is real. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#i #know #real

I love comedy. God has given me this platform. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#given #god #i #i love #love

I really don't require a whole lot in life. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#life #lot #really #require #whole

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#away #because #day #does #e-mail

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#bad #because #check #day #end

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#after #been #country #family #folks

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#loser #old #think #years #yourself