Jerry Seinfeld

The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#beginning #created #end #fans #gift

I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#doing #even #hotel #i #i can

I like definitive things. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#i #like #things

I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#because #i #old #prefer #theaters

I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#gonna #good #i #i can #laughs

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#article #asked #automobile #editor #i

If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#go #hours #movie #two #years

Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#because #decision #game #get #just

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#death #doing #once #only #proven

Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#back #box #cereal #fall #go