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Jerry Seinfeld

Read through the most famous quotes from Jerry Seinfeld




The best revenge is living well.


— Jerry Seinfeld


#revenge

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day


— Jerry Seinfeld


#humor

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!


— Jerry Seinfeld


#anything #irs #like #mafia #take

I don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.


— Jerry Seinfeld


#women #humor

A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.


— Jerry Seinfeld


#beautiful #bookstores #humor #so #beauty

I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.


— Jerry Seinfeld


#i #menu #put #special #specials

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.


— Jerry Seinfeld


#lied #people #read #tabloids #who

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.


— Jerry Seinfeld


#being #helped #me #other #people

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.


— Jerry Seinfeld


#beginner #being #call #comic #even

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.


— Jerry Seinfeld


#boils #down #keep #keep moving #live






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Did you know about Jerry Seinfeld?

Bush and Al Gore's presidential campaigns in 2000 and subsequently to four Democratic Party primary candidates in 2000 and 2004. The relationship lasted for four years. A while later after meeting Jessica Sklar at the Reebok Sports Club he began dating her.

Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29 1954) is an American stand-up comedian actor writer and television/film producer best known for playing a semi-fictional version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld (1989–1998) which he co-created and co-wrote with Larry David and in the show's final two seasons co-executive-produced. Seinfeld is known for specializing in observational humor often focusing on personal relationships and uncomfortable social obligations.

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