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Jerry Seinfeld

Read through the most famous quotes from Jerry Seinfeld

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

— Jerry Seinfeld

#beginner #being #call #comic #even

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

— Jerry Seinfeld

#lied #people #read #tabloids #who

I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

— Jerry Seinfeld

#i #menu #put #special #specials

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

— Jerry Seinfeld

#comedy #four #friends #fun #get

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

— Jerry Seinfeld

#explosive #funny #i #i think #subjects

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

— Jerry Seinfeld

#board #chess #effect #except #flowing

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

— Jerry Seinfeld

#because #doing #i #just #know

About Jerry Seinfeld

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Bush and Al Gore's presidential campaigns in 2000 and subsequently to four Democratic Party primary candidates in 2000 and 2004. The relationship lasted for four years. A while later after meeting Jessica Sklar at the Reebok Sports Club he began dating her.

Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29 1954) is an American stand-up comedian actor writer and television/film producer best known for playing a semi-fictional version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld (1989–1998) which he co-created and co-wrote with Larry David and in the show's final two seasons co-executive-produced. Seinfeld is known for specializing in observational humor often focusing on personal relationships and uncomfortable social obligations.

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