Kathy Griffin

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#because #bounced #everywhere #go #going

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#comedian #folks #i #i am #journalist

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#ever #i #i wonder #limits #off

That's life when you're on the D-list. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#you

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#did #even #i #island #know

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#beauty #know #people #probably #who

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#friday #material #me #night #saturday

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#characters #cracks #excited #friends #how

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#jon #real #well

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#back #book #comedian #going #hear