Louis C. K.

I would rather be with my kids than anybody else. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#else #i #kids #rather #than

I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#get #i #now #right #while

I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#i #i do #just #political

I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#comes #disgusting #i #know #often

I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#always #been #boxing #excited #extremely

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#come #had #i #me #moms

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#i #jobs #lost #lot #met

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#few #hard #i #last #life

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#fathers #get #i #i do #kids

If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#i #just #me #network #never