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Yakov Smirnoff

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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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I fed my ego, but not my soul.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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S. He signed it: "The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act but by the size of the heart. In Soviet Russia Party always find you!
Other examples include:
In America you break law.

He was popular in the 1980s for comedy performances in which he used irony and word play to contrast life under the Communist regime in his native Soviet Union with life in the United States delivered in heavily accented English. He owns a theatre in Branson Missouri where he performs year-round. Yakov Smirnoff (born 24 January 1951) is a comedian who emigrated to America from the USSR.

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