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Yakov Smirnoff

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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.


— Yakov Smirnoff


#forget #heads #hearts #laughing #our

Never having alone time is real tough on people.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.


— Yakov Smirnoff


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Did you know about Yakov Smirnoff?

S. He signed it: "The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act but by the size of the heart. In Soviet Russia Party always find you!
Other examples include:
In America you break law.

He was popular in the 1980s for comedy performances in which he used irony and word play to contrast life under the Communist regime in his native Soviet Union with life in the United States delivered in heavily accented English. He owns a theatre in Branson Missouri where he performs year-round. Yakov Smirnoff (born 24 January 1951) is a comedian who emigrated to America from the USSR.

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