Demetri Martin

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#i #places #politics #ropes #televisions

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#dreaming #find #funny #i #i think

I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.' ↗

— Demetri Martin

#cologne #i #i think #interesting #rhymes

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#i #i think #kid #me #people

I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#always #blush #first #hard #i

I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#finish #fit #get #go #good

I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#bar #council #even #high #high school

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#found #i #interesting #law #law school

Let no man's deathbed be a futon. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#man

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#disposal #garbage #i #i do #out