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    Jay London

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    I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm. ↗


    — Jay London

    #girl #i #once #storm #talked

    I saw a stationery store move. ↗


    — Jay London

    #move #saw #store

    I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road. ↗


    — Jay London

    #here #hugged #i #lonely #road

    I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time. ↗


    — Jay London

    #could #go #i #me #time

    My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. ↗


    — Jay London

    #crabs #fishnet #girlfriend #her #i

    You know what burns me? Matches. ↗


    — Jay London

    #know #matches #me #you

    A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked. ↗


    — Jay London

    #booth #gave #guy #information #job

    A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock. ↗


    — Jay London

    #me #opportunity #rock #usually #window

    Did you know that today will never be tomorrow. ↗


    — Jay London

    #know #never #today #tomorrow #will

    Do you know it was a year a ago today? ↗


    — Jay London

    #do you know #know #today #year #you






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    Did you know about Jay London?

    Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared (Seasons 2 and 3 both in 2004) his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans. London was born in The Bronx but grew up in Flushing Queens before moving to Los Angeles in his adult years. Jay London (born September 12 1966) is an American stand-up comic whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing.

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