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Jay London

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My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.


— Jay London


#gear #get #him #i #me

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.


— Jay London


#bought #down #fit #girlfriend #jacket

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.


— Jay London


#family #intolerant #pictures #say #take

People read me but they don't subscribe.


— Jay London


#people #read #subscribe

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.


— Jay London


#asked #concerned #euthanasia #i #me






About Jay London






Did you know about Jay London?

Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared (Seasons 2 and 3 both in 2004) his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans. London was born in The Bronx but grew up in Flushing Queens before moving to Los Angeles in his adult years. Jay London (born September 12 1966) is an American stand-up comic whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing.

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