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Lenny Bruce

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The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.


— Lenny Bruce


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I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.


— Lenny Bruce


#cannon #else #hate #i #nothing

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.


— Lenny Bruce


#enema #first #hot #lead #stone

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.


— Lenny Bruce


#did #dunno #got #hand #i

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.


— Lenny Bruce


#essays #going #grow #grow up #had

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.


— Lenny Bruce


#god #i #kissing #like #young

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.


— Lenny Bruce


#beach #die #goes #miami #where

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.


— Lenny Bruce


#comedian #every #fifteen #laugh #make

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.


— Lenny Bruce


#art form #away #comedy #fake #form

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.


— Lenny Bruce


#liberals #people #them #understand #who






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Increasing drug use also affected his health. At the time of his death his girlfriend was comedienne Lotus Weinstock. At forty.

He was renowned for his open free-style and critical form of comedy which integrated politics religion and sex. He paved the way for future outspoken comedians and his trial for obscenity in which – after being forced into bankruptcy – he was eventually found not guilty is seen as a landmark trial for freedom of speech in the US. His 1964 conviction in an obscenity trial was followed by a posthumous pardon the first in New York state history.

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