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Milton Berle

Read through the most famous quotes from Milton Berle

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

— Milton Berle

#opportunity #self-determination #wisdom #change

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

— Milton Berle

#evolution #hands #how #mothers #only

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

— Milton Berle


Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

— Milton Berle

#wordplay #men

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient

— Milton Berle

#poverty #truth #inspirational

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

— Milton Berle

#laugh #live

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

— Milton Berle

#edison #him #lot #owe #television

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

— Milton Berle

#congress #him #lead #make #man

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

— Milton Berle

#inconvenient #poverty #terribly

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

— Milton Berle

#how #husband #i #i feel #i feel like

About Milton Berle

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Did you know about Milton Berle?

In Berle's 1988 appearance when fielding phone calls Stern purposely asked his producer to only air callers whose questions dealt with Berle's penis. One of the show's writers Rosie Shuster described the rehearsals for the Berle SNL show and the telecast as "watching a comedy train accident in slow motion on a loop. Writers included (Nat Hiken brothers Danny and Neil Simon Leo Fuld and Aaron Ruben).

As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater (1948–55) he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Milton Berle (born Milton Berlinger; July 12 1908 – March 27 2002) was an American comedian and actor.

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