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Paul Lynde

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I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.


— Paul Lynde


#even #get #i #off #surgery

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.


— Paul Lynde


#dessert #dinner #during #eat #i

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.


— Paul Lynde


#hell #i #know #me #mystery

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.


— Paul Lynde


#name #people #remember #understand #why

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.


— Paul Lynde


#iq

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.


— Paul Lynde


#antique #auction #beautiful #bought #i

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.


— Paul Lynde


#ahead #also #alter #be prepared #dishes

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.


— Paul Lynde


#day #days #fast #fruit #glasses

I think basically an actor is a salesman.


— Paul Lynde


#basically #i #i think #salesman #think

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.


— Paul Lynde


#had #i #i wish #nerve #tip






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The coroner ruled the death a heart attack. Despite his campy television persona Lynde never publicly came out as gay and the press generally refrained from commenting about it. In his monologue from that revue the "Trip of the Month Club" Lynde portrayed a man on crutches recounting his misadventures on the African safari he took with his late wife.

Paul Edward Lynde (June 13 1926 – January 10 1982) was an American comedian and actor. A noted character actor with a distinctively campy and snarky persona that often poked fun at his barely in the closet homosexuality Lynde was well known for his roles as Uncle Arthur on Bewitched and Harry MacAfee the befuddled father in Bye Bye Birdie – both the stage musical and the film-version.

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