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Paul Lynde

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My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.


— Paul Lynde


#clean #eat #enough #i #i can

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.


— Paul Lynde


#make #said #sisters #those #ugly

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.


— Paul Lynde


#conversation #eight #generate #get #good

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.


— Paul Lynde


#because #caused #dad #funny #generalities

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.


— Paul Lynde


#go #going #i #onstage #someday

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.


— Paul Lynde


#doctor #her #i #me #mother

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.


— Paul Lynde


#even #i #life #my life #own

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.


— Paul Lynde


#broke #cent #dollars #five #get

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.


— Paul Lynde


#being rich #famous #i #obsessed #rich






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The coroner ruled the death a heart attack. Despite his campy television persona Lynde never publicly came out as gay and the press generally refrained from commenting about it. In his monologue from that revue the "Trip of the Month Club" Lynde portrayed a man on crutches recounting his misadventures on the African safari he took with his late wife.

Paul Edward Lynde (June 13 1926 – January 10 1982) was an American comedian and actor. A noted character actor with a distinctively campy and snarky persona that often poked fun at his barely in the closet homosexuality Lynde was well known for his roles as Uncle Arthur on Bewitched and Harry MacAfee the befuddled father in Bye Bye Birdie – both the stage musical and the film-version.

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