Stephen Colbert

If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

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I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

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I can't prove it, but I can say it. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

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In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.' ↗

— Stephen Colbert

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You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

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We have this idea in our minds that there's this separation of church and state in America, which I think is a good thing. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

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Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#comedy #good #ripe #satire #status

No, my mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when I was a kid, because she and I are very close. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

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It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

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In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

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