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    Stephen Colbert

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    All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ. ↗


    — Stephen Colbert

    #truth #humor

    They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am. ↗


    — Stephen Colbert

    #drinking

    Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some. ↗


    — Stephen Colbert

    #humor

    Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority. ↗


    — Stephen Colbert

    #life

    A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God? ↗


    — Stephen Colbert

    #teacher

    Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family. ↗


    — Stephen Colbert

    #humor #family

    Baby carrots are making me gay. ↗


    — Stephen Colbert

    #america

    Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor. ↗


    — Stephen Colbert

    #life #humor

    So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns. ↗


    — Stephen Colbert

    #humor

    I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq. ↗


    — Stephen Colbert

    #humor #funny






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    Since its debut the series has establiStephen Colbertd itself as one of Comedy Central's highest-rated series earning Colbert three Emmy Award nominations and an invitation to perform as featured entertainer at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner in 2006. His book I Am America (And So Can You!) was No. : /koʊlˈbɛər/ né: /ˈkoʊlbərt/; born May 13 1964) is an American political satirist writer comedian television host and actor.

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