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Stephen Colbert

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I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.


— Stephen Colbert


#humour #twitter #twitter

The skinnification of America's jeanscape has gone too far.


— Stephen Colbert


#weight #humor

If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry.


— Stephen Colbert


#hunger #men #metaphors #twitter #women

That’s why our TVs are brimming with so much hot man-on-pan action. You can’t channel surf for long without seeing turkey getting stuffed over and over until they finally cut to the gravy shot.


— Stephen Colbert


#humor

Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.


— Stephen Colbert


#humor

The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.


— Stephen Colbert


#facebook #hacking #humour #new-york-yankees #sport

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.


— Stephen Colbert


#mitch-mcconnell #politics #twitter #united-states #united-states-congress

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.


— Stephen Colbert


#friends #gay #going #hell #i

The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you.


— Stephen Colbert


#comes #grief #i #i think #interesting

Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.


— Stephen Colbert


#part #wonderful






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