Carrot Top

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved. ↗

— Carrot Top

#i #i think #kind #over #think

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. ↗

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#class clown #clown #family #funny #home

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. ↗

— Carrot Top

#anybody #anything #bad #except #girlfriends

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful. ↗

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#help #howard #i #like #told

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook. ↗

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#could #doing #go #gone #hook

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. ↗

— Carrot Top

#fitting in #jokes #laugh #making #people

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh. ↗

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#like #make #making #me #people

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week. ↗

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#back #back to school #beach #clubs #down

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something. ↗

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#compare #label #people #put #something

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. ↗

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#because #big #give #give me #hair