Don Rickles

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid. ↗

— Don Rickles

#even #fun #guy #i #insecurities

I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness. ↗

— Don Rickles

#i #outgoing #protect #shy #shyness

My whole act is off the top of my head. ↗

— Don Rickles

#head #off #top #whole

Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper. ↗

— Don Rickles

#career #done #down #ever #everything

Funny is funny. ↗

— Don Rickles

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke. ↗

— Don Rickles

#cannot #i #i can #joke #situation

I do situations and make fun of authority and life. ↗

— Don Rickles

#fun #i #i do #life #make

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. ↗

— Don Rickles

#goes #how #i #know #light

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym. ↗

— Don Rickles

#gym #i #jokes #my own #own

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. ↗

— Don Rickles

#find #funny #give #going #i