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Garry Shandling

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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.


— Garry Shandling


#because #bed #come #even #frankly

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.


— Garry Shandling


#practice #safe #sex #use

I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.


— Garry Shandling


#great #green #i #i think #look

I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.


— Garry Shandling


#business #emotional #failure #fear #fuels

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.


— Garry Shandling


#i #much #party #very

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.


— Garry Shandling


#express #i #know #needs #over

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.


— Garry Shandling


#head #inside #kind #matters #you

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.


— Garry Shandling


#first #first appearance #guest #show #the tonight show

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.


— Garry Shandling


#i #intimacy #know #me #problem

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.


— Garry Shandling


#entirely #go #host #hosting #i






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On November 2 2010 Shout! Factory released The Larry Sanders Show: The Complete Series on DVD. In 1993 NBC offered Shandling $5 million[citation needed] to take over the late-night talk show Late Night when host David Letterman announced his highly publicized move to CBS but Shandling declined. He had an older brother Barry who died of cystic fibrosis when Garry was 10.

Garry Shandling (born November 29 1949) is an American comedian actor and writer. His second show The Larry Sanders Show which began airing on HBO in 1992 was even more successful. Shandling was for a time considered the leading contender to replace Carson (other hopefuls were Joan Rivers David Letterman and David Brenner).

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