George Carlin

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor #humor

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor

Electricity is really just organized lighting ↗

— George Carlin

#electricity #freedom #humor #lightning #perspective

My mother would say, 'Why are you always playing alone?' And I would say, 'I'm not playin', Ma. I'm fuckin' serious! ↗

— George Carlin

#humor #playing #humor

And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me. ↗

— George Carlin

#teens #teen

I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor #funny

I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor #humor

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body. ↗

— George Carlin

#fitness #humor #humor

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. ↗

— George Carlin

#break #breaking #concerned #detect #harder