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George Carlin

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Religion is just mind control.


— George Carlin


#just #mind #religion

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.


— George Carlin


#bookstore #defeat #i #me #purpose

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.


— George Carlin


#belief #die #gets #goes #roof

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.


— George Carlin


#disappointed #every #idealist #inside #person

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.


— George Carlin


#petty #sweat #sweaty #things

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.


— George Carlin


#cause #circus #got #just #left

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.


— George Carlin


#bible #dawned #exam #final #get

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.


— George Carlin


#could #find #him #just #kill

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.


— George Carlin


#desperate #people #say #think #usually

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.


— George Carlin


#believe #i #just #many #much






About George Carlin

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Did you know about George Carlin?

He was stationed at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City Louisiana. Carlin continued doing HBO specials every year or every other year over the following decade and a half. After a poorly received set filled with dark.

The first of his 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. Supreme Court case F. His final HBO special It's Bad for Ya was filmed less than four months before his death.

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