George Carlin

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes. ↗

— George Carlin

#freedom-of-religion #religion #tolerance #freedom

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? ↗

— George Carlin

#humour #paradox #humor

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic. ↗

— George Carlin

#hero #heroism #individualism #individuality #nature

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. ↗

— George Carlin

#person

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor #stupidity #humor

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. ↗

— George Carlin

#equality #feminism #humanism #humor #inspirational

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ↗

— George Carlin

#confused #evil #forces #house #may

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions. ↗

— George Carlin

#freedom-of-thought #humor #patriotism #freedom

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. ↗

— George Carlin

#politics #religion #religion

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. ↗

— George Carlin

#bookstores #self-help #purpose