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George Carlin

Read through the most famous quotes from George Carlin

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

— George Carlin

#humor #religion #humor

It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.

— George Carlin

#life #too-hip-for-the-room #humor

If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.

— George Carlin

#kids #parenting #role-models #humor

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

— George Carlin

#god #humor #funny

It's never just a game when you're winning.

— George Carlin


The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

— George Carlin

#caterpillars #humor #injustice #work #humor

I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

— George Carlin


The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

— George Carlin

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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

— George Carlin


You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.

— George Carlin


About George Carlin

George Carlin Quotes

Did you know about George Carlin?

He was stationed at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City Louisiana. Carlin continued doing HBO specials every year or every other year over the following decade and a half. After a poorly received set filled with dark.

The first of his 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. Supreme Court case F. His final HBO special It's Bad for Ya was filmed less than four months before his death.

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