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George Carlin

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Always do whatever's next.


— George Carlin


#next #whatever

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.


— George Carlin


#ate #every #family #going #had

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.


— George Carlin


#candy #chocolate #eating #feeling #know

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.


— George Carlin


#beat #beaten #them #you

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.


— George Carlin


#nights #only #silent #wolves

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.


— George Carlin


#guy #i #member #nailed #never

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?


— George Carlin


#fight #fighters #fire #freedom #mention

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.


— George Carlin


#did #going #i #know #only






About George Carlin

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Did you know about George Carlin?

He was stationed at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City Louisiana. Carlin continued doing HBO specials every year or every other year over the following decade and a half. After a poorly received set filled with dark.

The first of his 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. Supreme Court case F. His final HBO special It's Bad for Ya was filmed less than four months before his death.

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