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I’m a failed movie star. Well a failed movie didn’t star. I thought my first big break was going to be in the original Star Wars. George Lucas tried to cast me as Luke Skywalker. But when we got done the movie was only 8 minutes long, and 7 of those was the opening credits.
So George next tried to make me a Storm Trooper; but then the movie only lasted 6 minutes, and Mr. Lucas wasn’t sure if the audience would want to see a Storm Trooper beat Luke; Obi Wan; Darth Vader, and blow up the Death Star with a single shot from his laser cannon.
I recently tried to revive my failed career. A friend told me to meet a director in the ocean. So I went to the dock, and got on a big yacht rigged for heavy fishing. The type they use to catch marlins and large sharks.
Well we get out there and find out we have to wait. The director would fly in a helicopter later and land on the deck.
Well I love to fish. So I broke out a rod and got it wet. Maybe 5 minutes later I had a bite. Hugh fish. Well I reeled it in. Gutted and cooked it. Then I ate the big fish with some chips.
About that time the director lands and jumps out of the copter. He runs over yelling at me. “What have you done, you just ate the star of my movie”. I said what, it’s just a fish. He replied “that’s no fish, that’s my Meg”.


#meg   #shark   #fish   #acting   #movie   #star   #boat  


This is gonna age like a fine cup of piss, but...
I'm something of an activist, and it's a huge part of the resason why I'm majoring in social work,but despite my campus having a strong social work program, it's tough to find a cause I'm genuinely passionate about as I attend a predominantly conservative campus. However, I thought that since I'm Asian and recently a few other Asian students had recently formed an Asian American Association this past semester and I was somewhat involved in the planning process that I could use it for my advocacy as a student activist. However, I soon got removed from the group me (we also have a discord, but we use the group me chat as our main platform for communication) for pushing certain "ideas" that people were "uncomfortable" with, despite there having been some arguments among the leaders and admins, as only one person removed me with little to no input from the leaders. I sat down a while back to speak to the advisor, who had zero involvement in all of the group me stuff, and when I asked for a follow up, I got an email back pretty much saying the same thing: the chat was created for "light hearted" reasons and they didn't want me making it uncomfortable. I didn't respond to it until a few days ago. I claimed that them taking me out of the chat had sent me on a downward spiral, how it had caused me to cut again, how it had caused me to stop eating.

It was all a lie. I just thought that I could guilt trip them a little to get back in the chat. I honestly don't feel much if any remorse over this.


#cutting   #starving   #lies   #drama  


I have to admit, I have been starving myself for the past 3 weeks. I only eat 2 apples a day. I lost 6 kg by doing so.

This is not anything sexual or... ahem... "sinful" but if I try to tell anyone in my family or any of my friends they'd ridicule me.


#starving   #sorry  


Damn, I simply cannot get over my ex... and we were only together for like 6 months and that was 2 years ago...
He just got into my head and I cannot forget about him... He is an arrogant bastard with a small dick but a big inflated ego but despite that... I compare every man I have been with since with him... I still love him.
K., you are a pitiful human being, but I am still in love with you.


#ex   #stillinlove   #love   #crush   #bastard   #sex  


People are always telling me I look like movie stars that I don’t look like. So I’m used to it.
One day I’m in a big city. Someone is staring at me. Asks if they know me. I recognize the voice and face from somewhere. So I stop. It’s an awkward moment.
I start thinking this guy looks and talks exactly like a movie star. But he looks older. I think can’t be. Meanwhile he’s trying to figure out where he knows me from.
I assume he’s just one of an endless stream of people who are convinced I must be a movie star with my looks and voice.
I humor him. Then blow him off politely. I have to go. He stares at me as I leave. Still trying to place me.
A relative took a picture of us. They show it a few years later to some one. Turns out that was the movie star. They used to live around there. This person later brings pictures of them with the star.
So a movie star tried to talk to me, thinking I was a movie star. I blew them off, thinking they looked like a movie star, only too old.
Those cameras and makeup make them look a lot younger than they do in real life. My family still laughs at me every time we see him in a movie. I say hey, he looked a lot older than that in real life. Plus I was dressed nicer. Do they try to look like crap in real life do so you will think that slob can’t be a star.


#star   #slob  


I actually like the Star Wars prequels.


#movies  


Basically I have an ex girlfriend called Cassidy who I didn't realise how much I loved before I let her go and hurt her, but my first ever proper love before her a girl called Chloe she hurt me and passed the bad habits on to me when i was sat in months of pain I met Cassidy and we were all good for about a year and ye I got aggressive and I cheated on her and let her go but then she got really aggressive back and for that with this new boyfriend after me and she rubbed it in my face I knew she was gonna have sex with him but ye things are worse cos her sister was pornstar and I couldn't help but wank over her sister and now I fantasize about boys doing and writing stories about my ex meeting up with her new boyfriend and wanting know how they meet and talk and have sex I've been really looking for somone help and write stories about Cassidy having sex with her new boyfriend.


#pornstar   #cuckhold  


There are days I could stare at myself in the mirror all day long.


#vanity   #beautiful   #mirror   #day   #stare  


is that I have a sex addiction and I happened to speak to a porn star via twitter. She then came to my town and I asked to see her. She said ok, and I met her and her husband and the next thing you know, she's blowing me and then we both bang the shit out of her. Best day of my life!!



My Grandmother is slowly starving her dog to death. She thought he was cute at first but after he grew larger than a cup, she kept him outside. He flinches when she shouts at him and he looks so depressed and sad. Everytime I bring him toys, my Grandmother will throw them away, saying they are too loud and one, a little stuffed teddy bear, she washed and kept for herself. She said he couldn't appreciate such a beautiful toy.
With no human interaction, naturally he has become more aggressive. Her excuse for feeding him once a day was that he was getting fat. Now she is saying she can't cope and will pay a vet, to have him put to sleep. Right now we have heavy snow and he's outside. Outside in a shed and I can't tell you how long it has been since she bathed him. Today I've spent 7 hours phoning various dog homes but nobody wants a senior dog with no house training. I trained him to know the basic commands and he is good with children. He doesn't deserve to die because he isn't wanted. I would take him but I'm concerned about the aggression and I'm never at home. I've never cried so much in my life.


#starvingthedog   #evil   #hate   #confession   #grandma  


That awkward moment when you read that one of your favorite porn stars is recently single and you get really excited for a second before all of reality bursts your second long fantasy.


#sex   #porn   #fantasy   #single   #hookup   #hookups   #pornography   #adult  


I'm so lonely, I really want someone to play with my hair. I'm so thirsty, I want to go down on a cute girl or femboy or trans. Aslong as while I'm going down my hair is played with.


#lonely   #horny   #blowjob   #eatingout   #touch   #starved  


I tried to kill my cat several times now.
Tried to run her over.
Tried to drown her.
Tried to starve her.
Nothing's working, I don't understand that.

Now a friend of mine told me that it's reprehensible to torture an animal like that but I don't agree with him. It's just an animal, not a human being.
But it kept me thinking, is my behavior bad?
I don't think so..


#cat   #die   #murder   #drown   #starve   #morally   #confess  


I’m very annoyed. My family now all claim to have been abducted by aliens.
I’ve never believed in aliens; big foot, or ghosts. As a kid I lived by base. I saw what’s now called a Tic Tac. I thought it was secret USA craft. Next I had vivid dreams with alien greys. Thing is no one ever heard of them back then that I know of. We certainly had not.
Well Pentagon confirm the Navy Tic Tac video. I touched & studied one hovering by our home. I’ve always mocked weird stuff. Well now I wonder. Since I’m now listening I’m hearing endless stories from my family. My grandpa; engineer vet; thought he was abducted; dad design early satellites thought he was abducted. As did his siblings; my cousins; my sister.
We are a high IQ military Christian family. Most are. O nonsense people. Yet we have all this. Cousin claims shot at alien trying to get him as teen. I had weird vivid dreams where I thought aliens tried to abduct me & I fought with them & escaped.
Weird people have walked up & told me I’m a star child; that they see me glowing; that my eyes glow. My family just set & talked about how they believed I used to see in future. They’d say I’d tell them something would happen & then it did. Such as I predicted a wreck. Described it. Made someone get out of car. Then the wreck happened. That is true. I’m sure all can be explained by science. But they said ok; so your saying you never made blankets glow & stuff. Well. I’ll admit that if there was a storm near us I could shock people. Some blankets did have weird electrical flow on them in dark if I was in room. But there must be a scientific explanation. The only thing I will concede is I saw a flying craft that could do amazing things. And fly at least 4,000 mph in 70’s.
My dad told my sister we were part alien or something. That we are here to teach. That people like us are furthering humans if they will listen.
Here’s the weirdest thing. I’ve almost died twice. I thought I went to Heaven & talked to Jesus. He told me secrets. Now that I’m finally talking about this stuff some of them claimed the same. Such as my dad. They went to Heaven. Were told secrets. Came back. WTF?
But they listed about 100 times when I told people things before they happened such as the Shuttle Explosion. I said it would blow up if they didn’t cancel the launch. I predicted 9/11 about a yr in advance. And how it would happen. That’s true. But I’m smart. Just good guesses.
I pointed out things don’t happen a lot of times. They said that’s because you change it. You make people stay home; so different stuff. Leave later. Well that’s true. I do that. So if you see future; & keep people from doing something; then it doesn’t happen: did you change it, or are you full of crap?
Aaahhhhggggg. I wish they’d quit talk about this stuff. How can UFOs & aliens be real. How could we really be part alien. They say I couldn’t be abducted because I’m more advanced than rest of my family. So I was able to defeat the aliens. This is bull chit man.
If you get enough people together that believe in stupid crap; they will take anything & turn it into bull chit to support their goofy beliefs. Science can explain all my odd stuff. The UFO was just a USA craft. I sure wish I knew why the Pentagon said those videos were real. Now my family made me admit I saw one; now they are trying to suck me into their group paranoia. I am not going down the rabbit hole with them. I believe in science; not alien greys.
They said what if one shows up in your room now. Well; I got a present waiting. I’m too old for this silliness.


#ufo   #starchild   #greys   #abduction   #aliens  


i starve myself because i don’t feel worth food


#starve   #food   #worthy   #confession   #secret   #unhealthy  



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