Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

George Carlin

Read through the most famous quotes from George Carlin




Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.


— George Carlin


#mind #religion #thinking #religion

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.


— George Carlin


#humor

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.


— George Carlin


#humor

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.


— George Carlin


#george-carlin #humor #philosophy #humor

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.


— George Carlin


#humor

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom


— George Carlin


#age

I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.


— George Carlin


#childhood #hip #humor #strippers #humor

Sports fans eat shit.


— George Carlin


#sports #humor

Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.


— George Carlin


#school #humor

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.


— George Carlin


#humor






About George Carlin

George Carlin Quotes




Did you know about George Carlin?

He was stationed at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City Louisiana. Carlin continued doing HBO specials every year or every other year over the following decade and a half. After a poorly received set filled with dark.

The first of his 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. Supreme Court case F. His final HBO special It's Bad for Ya was filmed less than four months before his death.

back to top