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Groucho Marx

Read through the most famous quotes from Groucho Marx




Before I speak, I have something important to say.


— Groucho Marx


#i #important #say #something #speak

The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.


— Groucho Marx


#humor

The only real laughter comes from despair.


— Groucho Marx


#groucho #laughter #marx #letters

We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.


— Groucho Marx


#humor

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.


— Groucho Marx


#bed #hospital #meter #parked #running

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.


— Groucho Marx


#weddings #divorce

I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.


— Groucho Marx


#insult

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.


— Groucho Marx


#interested #men #nudity #sex #women

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.


— Groucho Marx


#funny #funny

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.


— Groucho Marx


#city #kansas #kansas city #necessary #order






About Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes




Did you know about Groucho Marx?

As a man who never had formal schooling to have his writings declared to be culturally important was a point of great satisfaction. Elton John accompanied Groucho to a performance of Jesus Christ Superstar. By the time the Marxes made their first movie they were major stars with sharply honed skills and when Groucho was relaunched to stardom on You Bet Your Life he had already been performing successfully for half a century.

He also had a successful solo career most notably as the host of the radio and television game show You Bet Your Life. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers of whom he was the third-born.

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