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Groucho Marx

Read through the most famous quotes from Groucho Marx




A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.


— Groucho Marx


#simplicity #funny

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.


— Groucho Marx


#humor #innuendo #naughty #humor

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while


— Groucho Marx


#humor

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.


— Groucho Marx


#leadership

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.


— Groucho Marx


#marriage #humor

Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.


— Groucho Marx


#state

Room service? Send up a larger room." [A Night at the Opera]


— Groucho Marx


#hotels #humor #room-service #humor

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.


— Groucho Marx


#nostalgia #humour

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.


— Groucho Marx


#intelligence #military #military intelligence #terms

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.


— Groucho Marx


#i see #me #next #next time #remind






About Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes




Did you know about Groucho Marx?

As a man who never had formal schooling to have his writings declared to be culturally important was a point of great satisfaction. Elton John accompanied Groucho to a performance of Jesus Christ Superstar. By the time the Marxes made their first movie they were major stars with sharply honed skills and when Groucho was relaunched to stardom on You Bet Your Life he had already been performing successfully for half a century.

He also had a successful solo career most notably as the host of the radio and television game show You Bet Your Life. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers of whom he was the third-born.

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