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Josh Billings

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Remember the poor, it costs nothing.


— Josh Billings


#nothing #poor #remember

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.


— Josh Billings


#cards #consists #good #hold #holding

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.


— Josh Billings


#bear #everyone #ice #more #see

The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.


— Josh Billings


#much #people #trouble

There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them.


— Josh Billings


#anticipating #enjoy #happen #his way #manage

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.


— Josh Billings


#learning #made #never #wisdom

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.


— Josh Billings


#influence #powerful #she #something #wants

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.


— Josh Billings


#gout #i #know #lord #medicine

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.


— Josh Billings


#dog #earth #love #love yourself #loves

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.


— Josh Billings


#like #one thing #postage #stamp #stick






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The poem is:
I hate to be a kicker
I always long for peace
But the wheel that does the squeaking
Is the one that gets the grease. to wit the wag of a dog's tail" appears at the beginning of the Disney film Lady and the Tramp.

Josh Billings was the pen name of 19th century American humorist Henry Wheeler Shaw (21 April 1818 – 14 October 1885).

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