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I am at the Apple Store in New York right now and read through some of the confession while other customers wait to look at the notebooks as well. I will keep them waiting some more minutes.


#apple   #store   #ny   #notebook   #evil  


Once my best friend (let's call her R, 12) was sleeping over at my house and she asked me if her big brother (let's call him A, 14) can come because he was supposed to go to his friends house but he was grounded. So R said it would be no big deal and A would sleep on my couch. I said yes because A is so hot. When R and A came we decided to play hide and seek so R was it and A and I had to hide. A told me told me to follow him so I did we ended up going in my bathroom's small ass closet. We were sitting down facing each other and A whispered "Hey, um there's something I have to um tell you" I gulped and said " what is it" then before I knew A was leaning towards me and we were kissing. 5 minutes later R stil hadn't found us and we were making out now, getting rough, our bodies were pressed together and A was putting his tongue in my mouth. Then we heard someone walking toward us and stopped. I straitened out my hair and the door opened it was R and she said "found ya." 8 hours later and 4 games of hide and seek, 5 rounds of would you rather, 4 games of truth or dare and 7 make out sessions later we were all tired and ready to get some sleep I gave A some blankets and pillows and he set up on the couch then R and I went to getting a few more blankets for our setup. We put them out and layed down and fell asleep. Something woke me up in the middle of the night, someone shaking my shoulders and I was half asleep to notice it was A so I got up and said "hey" A said "hi" then I checked my phone and it said 2:38 this better be good. A told me to follow him once again as we went into the living and out the back door it was fairly cold outside but not freezing, we went up to my tree house he closed the latch up the tree house and I sat down on my carpeted floor then he sat down in front of me and leaned into kiss me again and I let him, 5 seconds later we were in the make out stage then things get serious quick he started putting his hand up my shirt and up to my bra he unlatched the clip on my bra and I took it off then we stopped kissing and took off my shirt and my top half was naked then he started to unzip his pants as I knew what was happening I took off my pants as well and layed down he came 2 seconds later and came and layed down on top of me and took his things and put it in. It was like, wow. Then we started making out again while he went up and down he did this for about 45min. Without stop and I we both decided we were done. I put in my clothes and we sneaked inside. I woke up at 8:19 and saw R was still sleeping and do was A. So now every week A and I have sex and I love it. Is it bad that I'm only 12?


#sex   #sorry   #not   #sorry  


I got a raise a few months ago and I bought a very (and I mean VERY) expensive bottle of wine. Because I can, why not?
Anyway that is not the issue.. I am married and we are very good friends with this other couple. We meet like every other week to go on double dates or meet for game nights. We invited the other couple a few weeks ago and we played board games. As the husband is a wine lover, he noticed the expensive bottle standing in our wine rack. While playing he Monopoly, he suddenly had the briliant idea that the winner would get the wine.
HELL NO! That was so fucking expensive, you dipshit!!
I disagreed, but told them that I would bring the bottle to our next game night.
Game night was yesterday and before we met up, the husband called to make sure that I'd bring the wine.
I would like to confess that I (of course) did not bring MY VERY EXPENSIVE bottle of wine to a stupid game night. I opened the bottle, decanted the wine and poured some really cheap wine into the bottle of the expensive one.
I was so curious to see what'd happen when the self-proclaimed "wine connoisseur" tasted the cheapp booze. Well, as you can guess, he thought it was THE BEST THING HE EVER DRANK. HaHaHaHaHaHa
No one noticed a difference, not even my wife and I am not going to tell her because she was gushing about how generous I was to share this expensive wine with her and our friends. If only she knew...


#wine   #cheap   #expensive   #bottle   #sharing   #notsharing   #couple   #lie  


I think it's a very nice feeling to phone with your girlfriend while another girl is lying next to you. I experienced it twice and it was awesome!


#feeling   #phone   #girlfriend   #another   #experience   #secret  


I’m in love with another man. And I just found out I’m pregnant, and it’s not my husbands. What the f*ck am I gonna do? I haven’t told my bf yet either



I worked selling food at a local pool as a teen. I hated society, so I'd spit in the drinks of people who asked for free water/ice since I went out of site to get it.


#work   #angst   #not   #sorry  


I’m paranoid my girlfriend will leave little does she know I have a history of self harming


#sad   #sorrynotsorry  


What I do in my free time:

- watch porn
- eat dorritos
- spotify in shuffle mode
- MJs
- shisha
- go to bed at 1 am, wake up at 6
- south park
- reddit

Rinse and repeat. Hell yes


#lazy   #sorrynotsorry  


I am not able to love someone. :-(


#love   #sad  


For months now I've had gay thoughts. So I made a fake Instagram account just to dm this one guy named Arthur because I know he's had sex & has gotten fucked in the ass plenty of times so over some time I slowly talked to him through this fake account so once I built up the courage I told him who I was & I told him the lie that I wanted to prove I didn't have a small dick so I said I would fuck him or have him suck my dick so I set it up for the next day he was going to be waiting in front of the school for me & when I came up he was so we walked to an alley way where I stared at his big ass the whole time he noticed them we went to the park where I slowly started to spank him and I got him to rub his ass against my dick so after some time I tried convincing him to suck my dick after about 10 minutes he finally gave in & he got on his knees to suck the life out of me even tho he was a guy he sucked better than some girls he was nervous so he didn't finish me off but other the next couple months I tried to get him alone with me again so we fuck actually fuck which sadly it never happened



I want to do a preventive penance. I promise to everyone who will get near my car to hurt, damage or destroy her, that I will kill him or her.
I am not a violent person but I won't let anything happen to my baby.
When it comes to my car, it's not funny anymore!


#car   #preventive  


I confess to wasting my time getting caught up at this site. I read so many stories I can relate to. I want to comment but it is for members only. I get tense and want sexual gratification, I have to strip and rub myself to an orgasm. It can be more fulfilling than my husband; and almost always is. The adventures, if he only knew, would trouble him. And a few he would probably enjoy. GGB, and ... .


#ggb   #gratification   #nocomments   #imagination   #horny   #wet   #masturbation   #anothergirl   #2menatonce   #lesbian  


My mother met a man online several years ago and they got together rather quickly. We learned only later on that he is a very jealous bastard and he often screamed at my brother and me and brought my mom to tears more often than not.
That is why my best friend and I decided to take revenge on him for all the times he made my mother cry. He had some kind of online bookshop for old collectibles and that is why his office was filled with old books and I mean hundreds and hundreds of them. So, we did the only reasonable thing and pissed on each and every one of them. He never noticed haha.
Fortunately, they are not together anymore, so I do not have to see him any longer.
But I am very sorry for all the people who bought those pissed books.


#piss   #books   #ex   #mother   #revenge   #confession   #sorry   #notsorry  


what is so great about mirranda kerr ? I met some kerr's once and they were weirds. mean and angry. now she can smug at everyone. it annoys me that she can get away with it and she needs to let others have a go at life. move on and get a new gig. she's not even that pretty.


#nothing   #special   #about   #her   #not   #even   #pretty  


For days now, I sit in front of my notebook because I am too lazy to do something else. I even slept in front of my computer the other night, only because I didn't want to walk to my desk the next day.


#laziness   #lazy   #notebook   #computer  


I was 25. It was my birthday. I'd been seeing my boyfriend for about a year. I didn't start out intending to have sex, but I must admit that I had thought about it. I had wanted him for a while, but I was raised to wait for marriage. Still, on this particular day my desire for him was especially strong.

My boyfriend said he had a very special birthday present for me, so we went to his house. There he carried out a well executed seduction. I was more than a bit reluctant, but I was in love with him, so eventually his gentle persistence won me over. He was kind, sweet, romantic, gentle, and persistent and respectful of my feelings and eventually my resistance fell away. I couldn't resist anymore.

He had mentioned to me a few times that he had an urge to make love to me, but that he respected my feelings enough not to pursue it. I had felt the urge too, but I had always managed not to succumb to it. Somehow, this day felt different, though I didn't realize why.

He started to make small, subtle advances and I barely noticed. Or maybe I didn't want to notice. The wet kisses passed unnoticed. He mentioned again that he had been thinking a lot about making love to me lately. Gradually, the advances got more direct and forward.

Somewhere along the line, I started to say no and it came out OK. That's when I knew it was time. I was surprised, but I knew I was ready, due to his persistence. So I gave in. I was scared, nervous, uncomfortable, but exhilarated, happy, excited, and curious. I actually found myself looking forward to it. I was overwhelmed by the sheer pleasure and the romantic moment.

I sent him out of the room, then I stripped my way up the stairs, leaving a boot at the foot of the stairs, another boot a couple of steps up, my dress a couple of steps after that, my pantyhose a step up from there, my bra at the top of the stairs, and my panties hanging on the doorknob of the bedroom.

I waited completely naked on the bed, wrapped in a sheet. He quickly stripped down to his undies and climbed on the bed next to me. I was tingling. After a little foreplay, I took his underpants off. Then we curled up and gave each other oral simultaneously. We did that for about half an hour.

Then I rolled over on my back and he went inside. We had intercourse for quite a long time. He was very good, and he told me he enjoyed it too. I had two or three orgasms and he came too. It was excellent! He was very good! It was passionate and romantic, about as good as a girl's first time can be.

Afterwards, I felt a mix of emotions: sadness, exhilaration, excitement, disappointment, deep romance, nervousness, peace, a bit of regret, but also happiness, satisfaction, and a myriad of other feelings. It was all something of a jumble.

It was a wonderful first experience, very romantic and tender. He was patient and he was very good. I felt like part of me had just died, but I also felt like I had staarted an exciting new adventure, one I would enjoy many times afterwards. What a great birthday present!


#virginity   #sex   #premarital   #seduction  


Ive been seeing a guy for about 2-2.5 months now, he barely gives me any attention but the sex is great.

Since i got "together" with him i have slept with 3 different guys, 2 being exes.

I was always so against cheating but i just need that attention and love like i get from my exes.

I know his sleeping with other girls but i just cant seem to end it with him.


#sex   #relationship   #unfaithful  


My life is so monotonous, that I don't have anything to confess... please don't tell anybody


#boredom   #life   #monotonous  


My husband convinced me to have a threesome. He won't admit it, but he has the hots for this sexy neighbor. And I won't tell him I was curious. It was my first experience with another female. I expected one and done. Wow, she was/is awesome. Now just the two of us go at it when we can. If my husband only knew what he started. Girls, just try it once, you might be surprised. With that being said, I am now open to mmf, just once?


#threesome   #ffm   #mmf   #husband   #neighbor   #sexy   #orgasm   #curious  


I've spent my life looking for love. My sheltered, controlled childhood followed unintentionally into a controlling marriage to a gay man. I did my time -14 years until my beautiful child could deal with the divorce. Another 4 years of self harm, therapy and healing and I found myself ready to try again. Too many emotionally unavailable men later, I met a man I fell for. Too soon, in just 2 months, he claimed his love for me and the desire for a long future together. Everyone who has known him for years tells me how good and kind and worthy of love he is. I'm learning to deal with his ADDHD. But realizing that he takes drugs far too frequently for my comfort. I hear the hate when he speaks of his ex's. I know the trauma is real and coming as baggage because he's never dealt with it. Could he speak of me that way one day, do what he's done to them? He counts every cent he's ever spent on ex's which seems to be an issue for him although he's very wealthy. I dont need his money. Just his love. How do I separate just this one need that he is more than willingly to fulfill from the feeling of being cheated because after all this time I've found a love that I dont think I will ever completely trust with my heart. I'm 47 now. I dont want to be alone. I'm so exhausted. But I will be alone again. He's 56 and I dont think he lives a healthy lifestyle. I'm back to not wanting to live this life anymore. And not wanting to be with him. Life has cheated me so badly....its not worth being the good girl, the better person.


#love  



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