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One day me and my husband where getting really kinky while the kids where away and he told me to eat his ass so I said sure why not. Right when I start to eat his ass he let out the biggest fart and it was wet. I throw up and after two days I can still smell and taste it.


#wtf   #kinky   #fart  


The other night I (F13) was at my friend's house, let's call him Tim. Well I am pretty confident in my lifting ability so I asked him to wrap his arm around my neck so that I could pick him up princess style. Well I successfully picked him up, but farted really loudly in the process. There were two other people there and everyone blamed it on someone else. I have been spared for now.


#strong   #embarrassment   #fart  


I few days back i was licking my bf's ass and he ripped a fart right on my tongue. I pretended to be angry and disgusted but i was so turned on. I hope he does it again.


#fart   #rimming  


About two years ago I was at quite a big house party. I got drunk, but not wasted. Later in the evening when most people had left and the remaining ones were passed out I went to go to the bathroom. As I walked past one of the bedrooms I noticed a young woman sleeping on the bed. To this day I don't know what came over me but somehow I got the idea to do something pretty gross.
I went into the bedroom and rolled her onto her back. Then I pulled my pants down, pressed my anus to her nostrils, and cut the most vile fart I think I've ever produced. My cock went from flaccid to erect in about three seconds. When she didn't wake up I looked up her skirt, pulled her panties aside and took a good look at her tight bald cunt. I thought about putting my cock into her but decided against it. Instead I looked for an empty bedroom, and must've found the host's parent's room. It was empty. I looked through the drawers and found a pair of nice panties. I took them to the bathroom and had a furious wank into them. I considered leaving them on the girls face but decided to take them with me for future use.


#sick   #fart   #pussy   #panties  


I have a fart fetish and it is almost and obsession. I can not get enough. A few of my friends that are girls have farted around me and I nearly came in my pants when it happened however I could not tell them out of embarassment....


#eproctophilia  


I farted loudly


#i   #farted   #loudly  


My wife is all prim & proper. I used to take my kids to stores & malls. I’d squeeze a fart toy & they’d say dad you pooted. Lots of looks. Now I see a dude making money doing that. I could have been rich. The pooter.
Fast forward. I tell kids about online videos. Son & friends decide to prank at school. Spray water on each other’s pants acted like peed their pants. Led to a kid with no parents pulling a prank. School suspended them all. Huh.
We pulled pranks when I was a kid. I just cleaned erasers & got paddled. I told the principal she was a joke. Put my kid in private school. Then the pandemic hit & every kid got suspended. Did my fake farts cause a pandemic?


#fart  


I am a pyromaniac since I was little. I had fun with fire from the cradle especially lightening fire had always fascinated me. I enjoyed lighting bigger things like hay bale or wodden boards. I thought it was great fun.
But one day it got a bit out of hand. You have to know that I live in the countryside and we had a farm with a big barn in the back. I used to light the hay bales or something like that behind that barn but I had been very careless one evening, so the barn caught fire.
I was so terrified that I ran away. Luckily, we hadn't had any animals in the barn to that time, so only the barn was destroyed. My parents doesn't know until know that it was my fault that our barn burnt to the ground.
It was a really big thing back then, with the police investigating and the insurance that didn't want to pay for the damage. Now I am glad that it's all over and I hope that no one will find out about it.


#pyromaniac   #fire   #wood   #destroy   #careless   #barn   #farm  


I confess that I fart more than the above average person


#the   #fart   #machine  


My friend is bi and he pushed his luck touching my cock in a strip club, it upset me. After some years we were with a female friend of him. And thing get weird, they end up having sex. I saw his cock and it turns me on so much. I have small pines and his is nice long and thick. Few days later he and I were having a drink and he started to get horny and I notice his big bulky cock under his pants. I mention that I was impressed the day he fuck her friend because muñe is small. He said let me see it? And I did. He said is no that bad. I said I would like to have it like yours. He get it out and said. Do you like it? I said yes. And he said you can touché it if you want. So you can feel a bigger one than yours. I did and immediately feel like I want to suck it. I started stroking nice and slow. He lean back and closed his eyes. A dis more stroking squishing harder and he said wow it feels so good. It was all what I needed to get ahead and put my mouth in that gorgeous cock head. If feels so good and as if I had do it before naturally I was masterly sucking his cock. I felt his hands nice and gently leading my head forward to get his cook deeper in my mouth. I was so turned on that it went so deep passing my throat and felt something nice and warm going into my throat. Amazingly his cock didn't shrink as mine does when I came. I managed to swallow first time, and still so horny that I continued liking his shaft from the head all the way to his balls. He took my head to made me see him and he asked me are you gay? I said no it’s my first time and I just love your cock. He gently get me down to keep pleasing his gorgeous cock. I want sucking nice and slow and he asked me to go faster. So I did. He say I’m coming again. I knew I want to get that in my mouth. But this time I get them in the mouth instead of all the way in the throat. And feel his sperm in my mouth made cum right in my boxers. His cock reduced the size but not completely. I swallow all the cum. We took a break while he was complaining how great bj. I did his cock started getting hard again. I took another ten minutes licking his balls and shaft and of course giving great attention to the head. Until he said get it in the throat. I just suck my head all the way to make sure his head passed my throat and made him happy. Unfortunately it was the only time because he get a new girlfriend and has no tome for bisexual time. If you have a nice cock and want a great bj.


#bi   #friend   #toofar  


I have a lust. It grows stronger every day and it keeps bugging me.

The endless routine of life is eating me from the inside. Work, Social Life, Family.., It all feels. Well it feels staged. I wanna run away really bad. Leave everything behind i have and go AWOL to a place nobody can find me. A quiet place to die. A deep dark forrest or mountain far away from civilization.

I pass the airport on my way to work every day. Every day i think about booking a flight without return. Dissapearing on a so called "vacation" I would hurt everybody i know. They will look for me. But they wouldnt know i dont want to be found


#routine   #lust   #depressed  


I'm female, 21 years old and I often have to fart when I'm sleeping.
The problem is that my boyfriends loves to cuddle and we always sleep like spoons. I am the small one, so I am sleeping with my back to his face. I always wait until he falls asleep before I keep doing my business. ;-)
Sorry honey!


#fart   #farting   #sleep   #boyfriend   #face  


I have a small penis. I allow my wife to have other men have sex with her. I only get to lick her pussy no other sex with her. She said I should have told her that I was small before we married. I have accepted that I can not satisfy her sexual needs and let her have sex with whom ever she chooses.


#cuckold  


As a teen girl (14), this has to be the most embarrassing fart story ever. This happened during school. Our class had a fan/air conditioner thing that sucked in air from below and shot it out form the top, making the whole room cooler. This day was hot, so the air conditioner was on. I still don't know what exactly, but throughout the whole day, i had the worst stomach pain from holding in gas. I also knew that it was going to smell really bad from the searing pain. During the last period, i was the only one sitting in the back row, directly under the air-con. Towards the end of class, the pain became too much and i lent over to my left and let the fart out. Luckily for me, it was silent. However, the smell was so bad it nearly made my eyes water, and made me gag. What i didn't realise is that the air-con was sucking my fart up and spreading it around the whole class. After around 2 minutes, I had managed to clear out the class and we had a early finish for that day :D


#farts   #deadly  


If I fart I blame it on the dog. I’m not kidding. I really do. They get mad at the dog. I feel bad but keep doing it. Is that wrong?


#fart   #dog  


My ex and I broke up 4 years ago, because I behaved like a total dick most of the time. Yes ok, it as not ONLY my fault, she was also at fault, but MOSTLY, my behaviour was the reason we broke up. Back then, we still were in the same group of friends, so I knew that she still had feelings for me after the break-up. We were long distance, so we did not see each other anymore.
When I was back home a few weeks later, I went to a friend's party and she was there, too. We talked for hours about our relationship and she let it slip that she still had feelings for me and wanted to reconcile. She cried a lot and I reassured her that I would come back to her place after the party. I actually wanted to get laid, but I was so fucking drunk I hardly could sit straight...
So, then we decided to leave the party and I walked her home.

In front of her door, the moment came.. to kiss or not to kiss.. I was about to put my hands on her hips when I let one rip and I mean the most disgusting, but silent fart anyone in the history of mankind ever let out. It took about 2 seconds before the most foul and awful smell hit us and she actually gagged and pulled away.
It was so disgusting and I was really embarrassed, so I said my goodbye and walked away rather abruptly. I never saw her again.

So, I confess and plead for forgiveness. I somehow managed it to scare off the love of my life when I actually tried to win her back.
I will never mix beer and kebab again!


#fart   #horrendous   #ex   #embarrassing   #love   #damn   #confess   #forgive   #beer   #disgusting   #smelly  


One of the hottest things I have ever done is ask a prostitute to fart directly into my mouth. It got me so incredibly hard that all I needed to do to cum was jerk my cock a few times. I asked her if it was ok to blow my load on her asshole and she agreed. The whole situation was obscene. I often revisit it when I need help getting past the line while masturbating or during sex.


#prostitute   #fart   #wank  


Female, 18.
My biggest wish is to get a farm one day with cows and pigs and chicken and all the animals which belong on a farm. But when I am talking to my family about it they laugh at me and force me to go to university and study economics. I now go to university but I study agriculture but I don't tell them anything about it, they wouldn't understand.


#farm   #wish   #animals   #university   #economics   #agriculture   #study   #confession   #lie  


I like some one who lives in another country we message over social media and he’s said I’m cute a few times but our conversations always fall flat he says he’s always busy (we have a time difference and) I wonder if he has any feelings for me I feel like I’ve given him the wrong signs like I’ve pushed him away because I wasn’t sure on how I felt before we’ve heard each other’s voices and we know one another look like he’s asked me who I like before I told him idk but I have this feeling we have something I’m not to sure obviously cause it seems like we do then we don’t idk felt like saying this some one tell me if I’m wasting my time


#crush   #boy   #cute   #sad   #far   #away  


I fart in my closed hand and inhalte my scent afterwards. I like it and I won't stop doing that.


#farts   #scent   #confession  



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