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I gave my anorexic girlfriend a bathroom scale for her birthday.
I got my bf a headset for his birthday when he broke his phone because I wanted to talk to him, you know I’m attached and shit, but now I completely regret it because he spends ALLL OF HIS TIME TALKING TO HIS FRIENDS AND IGNORING ME, like it actually makes me depressed.
I hate christmas and every other holiday or birthdays and stuff. I could throw up when one of those days come. I get so angry that I have to calm myself down by playing counter strike.
#christmas #birthday #holiday #counterstrike #calm #down #day
For his birthday, I gave my boyfriend a poem I wrote two years ago. This poem wass supposed to be for my ex boyfriend.
My girlfriend's birthday was yesterday and I totally forgot it.
I didn't wish her a happy birthday, I didn't give her a present. I did nothing. At night, I went out with my homies for some beer and she was alone at home.
#birthday #girlfriend #present #alone #beer
I have made some cookies for the birthday of a friend. But my dad and I ate them all.
So now, she only gets a birthday card because I'm too lazy to make some new cookies.
I am with my boyfriend for ages and I really would be a mother but he still wants to wait. So I just stopped taking the birth control pill. This happened over a year ago (!) and I am still not pregnant. Maybe the universe tries to tell me that I shouldn't have children with him? Maybe he's bad for me? Maybe there's some other guy out there who's perfect for me? I now started taking the pill again, maybe my shining prince will come soon?
#pregnant #baby #children #mother #pill #birth #control #universe #prince
At the birthday party of my little sister (it was her 7th birthday) I put vodka into the bowle so the kids get funnier.
#alcohol #vodka #birthday #party #sister #bowle #kids #funny
I visited my mom last year for her birthday. I moved out a few years ago and our contact wasn't that good for quite a long time and to this time last year we wanted to become closer again.
It was a really nice day, we get along very well.. but then her new boyfriend stopped by. He was totally wasted, didn't know that her birthday was on that day or who I was.
He shouted at her for not making dinner and drove off, not without flipping the bird.
I was just so pissed off! I couldn't and I still can't believe how rude this guy was.
My mom told me earlier he's working in a music store. So, when I drove home I looked in.
Well, I don't have to tell you that this bastard is a real pussy, I just threatend him a little bit like 'Yeah man whats your problem??? Leave my mom alone' and stuff and he showed me the white feather.
That idiot haven't got in touch with my mom since then and she doesn't know anything about this incident.
It's for the best I guess
My boyfriend of 8 months had his birthday last Friday. Im addicted to sex and I've been cheating on my boyfriend from week 3.... before his birthday dinner I was at a friend's house getting fucked. I only left because I was running late to the dinner. When I showed up I said it was work and traffic that made me late. I kissed my boyfriend and had a birthday dinner while another man's cum leaked into and stained my panties pretty badly. We also had sex later that night
I have an IUD, but lately I've gotten into the habit of telling guys I'm not on birth control just for the fun of it. It started as a way to get them to complain less about condoms. Then one time I let a guy take the condom off. I made him think I could easily get pregnant and he said he would pull out but he didn't. When he told me he was coming in me, naturally I didn't bother to resist because I knew I was protected so I let him finish with a smile. I may have even opened my legs a little wider for him. When he got all nervous, I promised him that if I got pregnant I'd have his baby and give it up for adoption and he'd never have to worry bout it. He got sooo hard, sooo quick after I said that. It was the first time I ever had a guy fuck me twice in a row. Literally less than 5 minutes between. The effect it had on him made me excited. It felt good to have such a crazy effect on a guy.
So the next time I was about to have an anonymous hookup I let the guy think I could get pregnant and I let him go bareback. I kept enticing him... I kept asking him if it would feel better if he didn't have to pull out, if he was going to be a naughty boy and shoot inside me, I told him how much I wished I could feel him come in me, that it was too bad he had to pull out and I said all those things with an inviting smile. It worked. He couldn't resist. It was so much fun to see the look on his face. I seriously think guys come harder when they think they're going to knock me up. Except I don't think this guy believed me when I told him that I would never come asking for child support because he asked me to leave real fast.
The last time I had a hookup neither of us mentioned a condom or birth control at first. Once we got really into it I told him as cute as I could, "I'm not on birth control but I won't mind if you want to try and get me pregnant. I promise never to bother you with the responsibility unless you want it. I believe it's a woman's duty to pleasure a man and accept whatever consequences come of it." He didn't believe me and I scared him but after I reassured him he was really excited and into it. He told me it was the most intense sex of his life and he's been calling me to hookup again. I haven't yet. Tbh I don't really believe in those things I told him and I don't think it will be the same the second time with the same guy.
I have two concerns. Is it wrong to lie to strangers about being fertile when I am perfectly safe with an IUD? I feel a little guilty about the last guy because he's so excited by it but at same time it's really fun and makes me happy to give guys such a rare sort of pleasure and excitement. More importantly I don't usually have unprotected sex. I've only been with 6 guys no condom, 3 in the last 3 months. I get nervous about STI's. So far I'm still clean and I'm afraid it's going to take me getting something before I learn. This new kink isn't helping. It's really fun and I want to keep doing it with new guys.
My girlfriend went to the hairdresser's and got this awful hairstyle like really short. They are at shoulder length now and she had those beautiful long long hair before that and I liked to pull them while we had sex. Now I cant do that anymore.
And she looks so different and I am not so sure that I find her attractive right now. We are invited to a birthday party tonight and I really do not want to bring her. Is that rude? It's the first time that she's meeting some of my friends and I wanted her to make a good first impression. Maybe I am overreacting but I dont know what to do. She cut it and what's done is done. But I guess I have to get drunk tonight to get through it...
It's my best friend's birthday today. And since we are little (she's 30 as of today), we used to wish each other happy birthday at exactly 12pm midnight. If we couldn't be with each other we skyped, talked on the phone or texted.
This year, I totally forgot. I talked to her on the phone yesterday, we also talked about her birthday and I still couldn't remember it!!!
I don't know if she's sad or something. I texted her as soon as I realized and she replied normally.
Uff, what a faux pas!!
#birthday #midnight #happy #song #fauxpas #shit #friend #bff
My birthday was two days ago and no one remembered
I am just so sad
Why am I such a loser
I removed my IUD and I didn’t tell my husband. I don’t want to get pregnant and I’m not trying to trick him into a pregnancy (we are 42 and have two kids).
I’ve been using an ovulation prediction kit to make sure we don’t have sex when I am most fertile. We used natural family planning our entire marriage until after we had kid number two. That was I got the iud.
The thought of his cum deep inside me, hitting my unprotected cervix, gets me so hot and horny I can hardly concentrate. All I can think about is the next time we are going fuck. Where it will be , how I will initiate it, what positions we will do.
Like right now. I am aching to have him inside me, pounding me hard and he’s sleeping the night away.
Back in kindergarten there was this one kid I couldn't stand. His birthday was on the same day as mine so we always had to share our kindergarten birthday party. That annoyed me so much that I once pushed him off the swing. The swing was obviously still moving and hit him hard in the face. It broke his jaw.
When I now think about it I feel very sorry for all the pain I put him through just because his birthday was on the same day as mine.
My dad's birthday is in 2 days and I haven't told him that I won't be there. I go on vacation on that day.
The problem is that my family love to celebrate birthdays. So it's kind of a big deal if I'm not there.
But I don't care. I wanna party and meet some new boys.
it is the birthday of a female colleague today. she is only 21, has a kid and single. Im married and have a kid too. we have always been very closed, up to the point where at some point other people were thinking we were having an affair. i bet she knows that i have a little crush on me and so does she. i gave her some sexy lingerie as a present and later, she went to the toilet to take a pic of them on her and send me. i was so aroused and i told her she was very sexy in it. she asked if i was having a boner and i told her yes. she told me to go to the mans toilet and to message. which i did.
we were pretty shy at first but we ended up sexting in the toilets. we came hard. it was so hot. now everytime i see her in the office, we have a little smile. maybe one day it will be the real thing for me and her. she is a hottie.
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