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I have a co-worker I would love to beat to death, He interjects in everyone's conversations and is a total know-it-all. He's fucking ugly and gross and makes me sick. He always makes stupid facial expressions when you make eye-contact with him. He's a Star Wars fan and on May 4th he walked around the office saying "May the Fourth be with you. UGH! I just want beat him to a bloody pulp with a baseball bat and dance around in his brains.


#dork   #annoying   #beatdown   #kill   #murder  


Every time my sister is bitchy or annoying, I spit on her pillow.
It satisfies me to know that she sleeps on that pillow without knowing anything.


#bitchy   #annoying   #spit   #pillow   #funny  


I have been married 25 years to my husband. We were at a party at some friends house last summer. Everybody was drinking and having a good time. By the time everyone decided to turn in, it was early morning, everyone was drunk and most passed out wherever they were t the time. I had laid out some blankets and pillows on the floor for hubby and I. He fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. I just lay there awake, when one of our friends husbands came over and started feeling my boobs. It was dark, and felt so good I just let him, and soon he had his hand down my pants and was fingering my pussy. I was so wet and he had me so excited. I had no problem when he removed my pants and laid on top of me. His cock slid into my wet pussy with ease, and I stayed as quiet as possible while he fucked me and filled my pussy with a huge load of cum. When he was through he kissed me, then got up and went to bed.
After laying there for a few minutes, I was almost asleep when another husband of a different friend came over and started playing with my boobs. As I did before, I gave no resistance. He played with me for a while, then took out his cock and brought it to my mouth, and started fucking my mouth slowly so as not to make me gag and make any noise. I let him have his way with my mouth until he rewarded me with a huge load of cum which I eagerly swallowed.
After he went to bed I fell asleep, but once again I was awoken yet again by another horny visitor. I had fallen asleep with my boobs and lags exposed, so our guests son decided to see what it felt like to play with a woman's boobs. He whispered it into my ear, and confessed to me that he had never felt a pussy before. With that I took his hand and moved it down to my very wet pussy, and let him feel around and finger me. I couldn't help but to reach out and feel his dick through his shorts. He was small, but rock hard. I lowered his shorts a little, and directed him on top of me. As soon as his dick was as deep as he could get it, he came probably the biggest load of cum I have ever had. He didn't go soft though, he kept pumping slowly like he was in a trance. He fucked me surprisingly well for such an inexperienced lad, then came again, filling me with more spurts of cum. By the time he pulled out I was dripping. Before he pulled up his shorts I pulled him to me and cleaned his small but potent dick with my mouth.
It was a night to remember, and to this day my husband has no clue his buddies and even the neighbor kid used me that night. I loved it, and cant wait for the next sleepover.


#wife   #used   #willing   #neighbor  


Two girls, one 13 and one 10 years old, made me strip nude and masturbate in front of them!

I knew as soon as I saw them approaching that they were coming to watch me masturbate and cum. The 13 year old said, " Remember you said that you would show me your dick? Can I see it now? And can my friend see too?" So I stripped nude and my dick was hard already! Then she asked me, " Can we watch you Masturbate?" So I started to masturbate and they stood in front of me watching. They were so gorgeous and sweet, they really let me take my time masturbating. I knew that they wanted to watch me cum and that they would stand there looking at me while I was masturbating for as long as it took for me to cum, so I took my time. My prick was so big and hard, I occasionally let go of it so that they could actually see it throbbing. I wanted them to know how much I loved masturbating in front of them so I looked at them and smiled while I was masturbating in front of them. Then I started cumming, I just couldn’t hold back any longer. When I came they saw my cum squirt out several times and they stood right there watching until I completely finished cumming. As I was cleaning up my cum the 13 year old smiled and said "Thanks" and then they walked away laughing. They then told all their girlfriends what I did.


#girls   #masturbate   #cum  


A 13 year old girl made me strip nude and masturbate in front of her!

I knew as soon as I saw her beautiful blonde haired blue eyed face approaching that she was coming to watch me masturbate and cum. She said, " Remember you said that you would show me your dick? Can I see it now?" So I stripped nude and my dick was hard already! Then she asked me, " Can I watch you Masturbate?" So I started to masturbate and she stood in front of me watching. She was so gorgeous and sweet, she really let me take my time masturbating. I knew that she wanted to watch me cum and that she would stand there looking at me while I was masturbating for as long as it took for me to cum, so I took my time. My prick was so big and hard, I occasionally let go of it so that she could actually see it throbbing. I wanted her to know how much I loved masturbating in front of her so I looked at her and smiled while I was masturbating in front of her. Then I started cumming, I just couldn’t hold back any longer. When I came she saw my cum squirt out 5 or 6 feet several times and she stood right there watching until I completely finished cumming. As I was cleaning up my cum she smiled and said "Thanks" and then walked away. She then told all her girlfriends what I did. -Glenn Willis


#masturbates   #cums  


I used to have anger problems. I had gotten a horrible therapy for it so it never had gone away. My anger comes from my father who has outbursts a lot. Most of my anger is inside of my head. I’m scared to ever let it out because I might snap. I have horrible thoughts of anger. Like killing someone or torturing them. My father and brother have said on multiple occasions that I’m going to become a Murder with it. All because I had anger problems in the past. I’m to scared to hit. I can make my brother cry and bleed in one hit. I’m too scared that I’m going to snap one day like my dad.


#stop   #killing   #no  


My mother has been diagnosed with alzheimer and her illnes gets worse and worse each day.
I am afraid of calling her. I always tell my brother that I called her. She would forget it anyway.

I am a bad daughter.


#lie   #mother   #alzheimer   #illness   #forget   #daughter  


I want to confess that I once thought about going on a killing spree.
Please don't get me wrong, I know how terrible this is but I just couldn't handle it anymore. Back in middle school all other kids hated me, bullied me and pranked me. After a girl pretend to like me but just did so because she had lost a bet, I was furious. I actually had planned the attack but was too afraid to do it.

I am now a grown up man in my mid 30 and I am very glad I haven't ruined my life like that.


#killing   #spree   #school   #bullied   #prank   #life   #confession  


My wife had a company party and the motto was quiz show. There was even a quiz like the one "Who wants to be a millionaire?" and they even had telephone jokers. If she would have won, she would have gotten a week off and 500 pounds extra cash.
I was her telephone joker and she called me on the last question, if she would have known that, she would have won.
I told her the wrong answer because I don't want her to be at home that much.
She's annoying from time to time.


#motto   #quiz   #annoying  


"He's jealous." The three members of Silverchair met in primary school. They don't talk anymore. nor do filipinos to them as well.


#shame   #and   #jello   #fillos  


Do you know who wants to be a millionaire?
A friend of mine was a candidate in this show and I was one of his telephone joker. And yes, I was called.
I knew the answer but I told him the wrong answer on purpose because I didn't want him to be richer than me.


#millionaire   #candidate   #show   #quiz   #telephone   #joker  


I do pain pills everyday.
Been doing it for years
never been to jail
never had it destroy my life
never lost a job over it
or a boyfriend
or a friend

I don't want to quit I don't want to get better>
I just wanna have a damn good time :)
I don't think there's anything wrong with that


#drugs   #addiction   #choices  


Some nights ago, I dreamt that I would kill my brother-in-law. He is my husband's brother and they are like best friends. My brother-in-law, called Luke, lives in our streets, so he's around every single day.
He's nice actually but he's a bit of a loser. He can't do anything, lost his job several times and is not able to handle a girlfriend. He drinks beer and alcohol every day, so around 5 or 6 pm he's already a bit sozzled and then he starts talking and touching. He slapped my butt twice already. I told my husband but he said Luke wouldn't mean it like that and that it's just a joke.

Now I dreamt that I drove him over. Before I had that dream I would never ever thought about it, but now... He's really a pain in the ass. But I don't want my husband to suffer. So I guess, I have to live with him.


#brother   #in   #law   #husband   #family   #alcohol   #beer   #dream   #kill   #death  


my ex wife cheated, I confronted her and kicked her out of the house. I set up my rifle and watched this guy eat lunch. I had the rifle on his head and safety off, my finger on the trigger and pressing. I came very close to shooting him but knew I would be found.
I planned a set up where I would tie her in a chair and make her watch as I executed her family one by one. The only thing that saved them was my love for her little sister. She thought of me as a father figure and did not deserve to die.
I thought of suicide myself and just ending it all.

I did not kill anyone and just found someone new. I have a great wife I can trust and children I am very proud of.


#cheating   #wife   #mistakes   #suicide   #killing   #rifle  


I confess when I was abused at 10 I loved it, being made to have fun with others and there kids..now I fantasize about it think I'm turning into a pedo would love to meet another one in UK to full fill my fantasy's with young boys just like I was, I live opposite a school and see lots, I've done stuff I've never spoken about to which was fun recent to


#sex   #boys   #willy   #teens  


I used to be the typical campus drug dealer for 8 years straight , the guy at university everybody knows to find to score weed and other things. I did it to pay for my studies and to save up a little and after I graduated, I rented an apartment and kept on dealing. Man.... I still miss that life.... I was hugely popular and everyday was like a party. I began at 19 years old and stopped at 27 because I got tired of "that world" and I also made two female friends a sub-dealer. They were 13 and 14 with a lot of other female friends who liked to smoke weed so it was a lucrative business. I called them Renato's angels. I learned them the tricks of the trade and they had respect everywhere and nobody messed with them as they could always rely on some friends who were my henchmen. My flat was always filled with girls who were insanely pretty and always high and yes I had sex with them too which was extremely illegal. Crazy drug fueled orgies with themes: a Roman theme night, a vampire theme night. I was the Hugh Hefner on dope. We never got busted and I even made them earn a lot of money which they saved up to go to dancing school. I'm still friends with them and now I'm 38, a successful financial trader, still smoking weed, from time to time coke to stay sharp when trading is hard, growing weed but quit the molly, speed and LSD. They still have their nicknames to the horror of their boyfriends and when they are single, we are still friends with benefits as my job doesn't allow for a real relationship which sometimes sucks.


#drugs   #sex   #parties   #illegal   #underage  


She was barely 16,
I was 20.
She took my virginity,
and became my first girlfriend.

We met on a common known classifieds website and to be honest, I don't want to be forgiven I just want to relive the magic that was fucking a teen..

I was lonely one night and decided to look for love cheaply and without much effort, little did I know that i would strike a goldmine that would yield me years of underage sex for basically free. I found a post looking for a guy to be friends with since she was new in town. I saw her picture and almost immediately I pictured my cock inside her somehow. She was this cute white girl with really nice lips, great breasts and my favorite, a beautiful face. I honestly thought I had no chance.. i literally didn't expect her to reply but she did. She was nice and pretty much wanted someone to come hang out with her and her friend at the movies. I told her that I would but chickened out at the last minute because i was too nervous. I should point out that her original post listed that she was 19...

After a few email exchanges she stopped replying and pretty much told me to stop bugging her and that it was starting to creep her out. I initially felt bad and told her goodbye. A month or two went by and she wouldn't leave my mind, probably because she was the only girl who had really given me any attention. I had masterbated to her pictures so many times. I had some sort of lust for her that drove me stalk her on the internet. I found her social media page and I decided to talk to her again hoping she was willing to talk. To my surprise she had completely forgotten about our first encounter but seemed to like my pictures and decided to keep talking to me for a couple of weeks. We exchanged numbers and texted a lot. Again up to this point I thought she was still 19. I don't know how I came to know her real age, maybe it was after I decided to ask her out and she wanted to be upfront with me. I should have backed off but I was so smitten by her and she seemed to like me. I decided that I wanted to go through with the date despite the huge age difference. I remember picking her up and being so nervous, she smelled really nice and looked incredibly cute, she had on bright red lipstick.. which only made me fantasize about sticking my cock in her mouth. We went to the movies and we hung out a bit afterwards but I was a total nervous wreck throughout it. I thought for sure she would get over me but I think it had the opposite effect.. she was charmed by me and seemed to seek me out more and more to the point of inviting me over to her home with her parents...

Apparently her parents knew about the age difference and were shockingly okay with me seeing their underage child. I really liked her parents and they were genuinely nice, which would make me feel slightly bad when their daughter would stuff her face with my cock in the next room while they watched TV... but thats forshadowing a bit. Her and I grew closer and closer to the point that she would invite me over almost every night and I would more than happily go since I really liked her. We would start out by hanging out watching movies and talking. I'll never forget my first kiss... I brought over a movie I really wanted her to watch and she agreed but I think it was just to get me to come over because when I arrived she couldn't care less about the film. Half way through the film she asks if I have ever been kissed before.. I embarrassingly admitted that I hadn't, I must have gotten really flustered. I could feel my cock get hard just thinking I would kiss her that night. She continued to ask how i would react if she came close and kissed me. I couldn't give her a straight answer I was too nervous and she could see that. She had a power over me, yes dumb to say that a 16 year old teen could control a 20 year old but I was totally under her trance. She kept teasing me about kissing and eventually reached over and gave me the sweetest kiss. I could feel my cock throb I was so turned on and really loved her lips. I asked if she could do it again and she did it over and over again. We ended up making out and I was in heaven. I literally went home that night and masterbated to the thought of possibly having sex with her.

A few weeks would pass and we had gotten into the habit of drinking alcohol and hanging out in her room, her parents being totally cool with it. i'm still shocked to this day but i honestly can't complain. The night she would take my virginity would be a weird one. You would think I would immediately cum but nope. We were coming back from a night out, I think I was teaching her how to drive i can't remember, we flirted a lot and on the ride back to her place she asked me "would you have sex with me?" i was shocked, I was not expecting this and she probably knew I couldn't answer and all i could say was well uhhhh I maybe i mean if you wanted to. She would say yeah but do you want to? She finally got me to say, Yes I want to fuck you. That night we loaded up on alcohol and proceeded to her room. She was very gentle with me and let me do anything. She started to unbuckle my belt and I knew that this was going to start. She opened my pants and revealed my throbbing hard cock and she grabbed it with her hand and gently stroked it, she then told me she was going to stick it in her mouth and i almost lost it. It was amazing and I was in heaven. She proceeded to lay me down and applied a condom on me. I was still in shock over a lot of it and then she mounted my cock and rode me. her warmth, the look of her on top of me, seeing her breasts sway and bounce and her beautiful face. It was a little too much for me to bare and I couldn't cum. She tried to suck it again and ride me again but nope. i felt bad because I didn't want her to think I wasn't attracted to her. But she told me to come back tomorrow and we would try again until I came. So I returned the next day, and without wasting time unbuckled my pants and went straight for my cock. I could imagine her waiting for me to arrive thinking about my cock. She got on her knees and started to go to work. I was facing the same problems as before but as soon as I put my hands on her head and started moving her the way I wanted I realized that I was in a room with a gorgeous teen girl, on her knees letting me stuff her face with my cock and letting me have total control of her at the time, that was enough to drive me over the edge and i started to feel cum rushing out of my penis and i naturally shoved her whole face into my crotch, it was the most amazing feeling. after it was done I was in shock of how good it felt and I expected her to go spit it out but she looked right at me, opened her mouth and proudly showed me the pool of cum in her mouth with a big smile on her face. she would then wink, and swallow it all almost as if she couldn't wait, and Ill end this with what she told me next
"Thank you so much daddy, Can you please give me more? I'll do anything you want daddy, I want to be your little cum swallowing whorish princess!"



i used to like acting slutty for one of my ex bf, he used to tell me to dress slutty or sometimes at night when everyone was sleeping at my place we would have phone on the sex and would order me to go to the lounge room naked and masturbated. i would be doggy style rubbing and fingering myself, my ass facing the door. he loved it when i orgasm and moaned loud, which i did cause it excited me because of the thrill of getting caught or watched without knowing from my parents or brothers. i was so bad and slutty but i loved it. i missed these times.


#phonesex   #ex   #thrill   #masturbation  


So basically I secretly want to be a bimbo... I never realized this really until I was experimenting with makeup and tried to give myself fuller lips. The effect of it made me, at least to myself, look like a bimbo with big fat fake lips. I loved it all the sudden I immediately got so horny looking at myself looking like a silly bimbo and now it's all that I think of. I do those big bimbo lips and take slutty pictures and will chat with people online acting like a total airhead silly happy bimbo. And now that's all I want to be and it feels so wrong like I'm only 18 what would my family think. I know this confession probably sounds totally ridiculous but there it is:)


#bimbo   #fetish   #silly   #18f  


I stayed with my BFF and her family in a lake cabin one summer when I was 14. Most days we would go fishing with her dad. My friend and I were competeing for best tan so we probably lied on the bow more than fish. She would move her suit inward, so I'd follow. We didn't want any tan lines. Bolder with time we went topless. Her dad fished and acted as though everything was normal. So we ended up taking it further by sunbathing completely nude. I still recall the thrill of being naked and observed. That was the start to being an exhibitionist. I returned to school braless until my parents realized. I fought with my mom for months until she gave in. Dad stayed out of it and enjoyed my new look. So ten years later I have rarely worn a bra or panties and flash a victim of choice at every opportunity. The more excited they act, the more I get turned on. I love to get nasty too.


#exhibitionist   #bff   #nude   #first   #dad   #thrill   #horny  



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