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Some minutes ago, I wanted to bring the garbage out but the bin wasn't there. So I just put my trash in the drive of my neighbours.
My dick is too big. I’m too attractive & sexy. It takes me hours to have sex. This is why I’m single. The woman I love couldn’t handle hot 20 yr olds hitting on me anymore. Everywhere I go women fall for me. I wanted her. She doesn’t want me. I started shaking uncontrollably. I’m tired of crying.
#sexy #big #penis #beautiful #attractive
One time while high on meth I was in the company of a girl, completely innocent. She ask if she could try smoking some, so I made her take 5 huge hits back to back. By the end of the 5 hit she was touching her crotch. Her panties were sopping wet. She was so horny I eat her out , she blew me and I fuck her for 6 hours and she was a virgin.
so i've never told anyone this, hell if this place wasn't anonymous i would probably post this under a fake name and ask if any of you guys wanted to make this a reality ;) but anyway.
Basically, i'm 20 years old now but thinking back, i wish my 16th birthday was different, in reality it was a fairly typical birthday, but now? Now i wish it was just me, and a group of horny gay men, each taking their turn with me ;)
Hell, it's my dream at this point, and i'm hoping one day i can find people to help out with it, hehe
Yesterday, someone parked in my driveway. My neighbours celebrated their marriage or something like that.
I was so pissed of that I put bird seed on the car, shortly afterwards, a dozen doves were sitting (and shitting) on the car, picking for the seed, making huge scratches in the car. It was great!
#parking #driveway #neighbours #celebration #marriage #bird #seed #revenge
Every tuesday is pizza day in my office. This means our boss buys pizza for the whole office. Because my office is in the fifth floor and the cafeteria is in the first floor, I often have difficulties getting a slice of pizza. Some of my stupid and egoistic colleagues always take half or the whole pizza and disappear in their offices. The entire staff gets 5 to 8 pizzas. We are 32 people.
So today, I waited for the pizza man and put laxatives on each pizza before leaving them in the cafeteria.
Hahaha, what a fun. The entire third floor was blocking the restrooms for the rest of the day.
#pizza #laxative #office #staff #egoistic #revenge #confession
My ex and I broke up 4 years ago, because I behaved like a total dick most of the time. Yes ok, it as not ONLY my fault, she was also at fault, but MOSTLY, my behaviour was the reason we broke up. Back then, we still were in the same group of friends, so I knew that she still had feelings for me after the break-up. We were long distance, so we did not see each other anymore.
When I was back home a few weeks later, I went to a friend's party and she was there, too. We talked for hours about our relationship and she let it slip that she still had feelings for me and wanted to reconcile. She cried a lot and I reassured her that I would come back to her place after the party. I actually wanted to get laid, but I was so fucking drunk I hardly could sit straight...
So, then we decided to leave the party and I walked her home.
In front of her door, the moment came.. to kiss or not to kiss.. I was about to put my hands on her hips when I let one rip and I mean the most disgusting, but silent fart anyone in the history of mankind ever let out. It took about 2 seconds before the most foul and awful smell hit us and she actually gagged and pulled away.
It was so disgusting and I was really embarrassed, so I said my goodbye and walked away rather abruptly. I never saw her again.
So, I confess and plead for forgiveness. I somehow managed it to scare off the love of my life when I actually tried to win her back.
I will never mix beer and kebab again!
#fart #horrendous #ex #embarrassing #love #damn #confess #forgive #beer #disgusting #smelly
I never intended masturbating but it just happened, if that happens. Now I just do it more than often. It makes me look at myself like a bad person, stuff like that. Please I want to stop, forgive me
We were off the main flow of the party and just chatting. Then I started flirting and he was flirting. Not sure how or who started it. This was my dads friend who was complimenting me. And a little touching as he tickled me. It was fun, exciting, and arousing all at the same time. Then he kissed me. As I pushed off, he started rubbing my crotch. Now I was wanting and allowing him to kiss and touch me. Next his hand is down my pants. And am feeling emboldened, so I rubbed his pants. On the outside, his dick felt thick and hard. I didn't have the courage to reach down his pants and verify it it was really that big. We remained fully dressed except my shirt he had unbuttoned enough to expose my braless tits. The perfect ones he said he had always adored in so many ways. One hand was on my tits as he licked and sucked. His other was fingering my pussy making it noisy and slushy. This was the best sex I ever had. I was biting my lip trying to keep quiet. As soon as I was about to come, we heard someone approaching. We quickly broke off and parted. He returned to the party and I went to my room. For at least an hour that night I fantasized and masturbated having multiple orgasms.
Now he wants more and I tell him it was a mistake. I said in case you didn't know, I am only 16, a virgin, and I don't act that way. And that he should just consider himself lucky to catch me at that time and place. But now we must move on and pretend it never happened.
If he's around for my 18th birthday party, I want to pickup where we left off. He's very attractive and obviously turns me on.
#flirting #complimenting #touching #rubbing #crotch #braless #licked #sucked #fingering #wet #orgasm #masturbate #young #16yo #attractive #older #pussy #tits #dick #sex #adored #expose #noisy #fantasy #virgin
I'm a 60 yr old man, divorced and really have lost desires trying to find another woman for a relationship I guess I don't have "what it takes".
I guess with my low self esteem, I've began doing things I never thought I'd do. I seek out straight but curious men who get off on having another man give them blowjobs and willingly suck their cocks.
I like men over 50 and I go to their hotel rooms, I've visited truckers in their sleepers, I've met men in parking lots and sucked them in my back seat. Invited them to my house and aucked them in my shower,in my bed, on my sofa.
If they ask to pee on me I let them, of they ask me to kiss or lick their ass I do it and I eagerly eat their cum.
I can't explain it but its humiliating and satisfying as well. I'd rather suck a cock than have pussy. I'm pathetic right?
#oral #submissive #eager #hungry
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I just lured our cat which lived over 10 years with us, into the car and left her somewhere in the woods. I know it sounds cruel but she just bothered us anymore with all the hair she lost and she only wanted to be fed with human food.
I know that's not an excuse for being such a heartless person but we just didn't have another way out.
Please god, forive us.
#cat #woods #car #bother #food #excuse #heartless #forgiveness #god
For give me father for I have sinned, I want to ask for forgiveness of what I have done. I disrespected my parents, siblings, and brother-in-law. I had some much hate in them because I was a jealous person. I would say negative things because I was surrounded with negative people being angry all the times. There are times that I control myself and not say nothing. Also, there are times that I say things negatively since i do not have control too. I want to also forgive the people I worked with who fired me and made me look like a fool in front of my boss at school I use to worked at. They made me look bad in front of the administrators at a school and I am a new person trying to learn. The people I worked with bullied me recorded me and pushed me around like it is fine to hurt her. I ended up crying and getting hurt because no one gave me a chance to work, no one believed in me, and I no one helped me that I know of. I was angry, upset, frustrated, and depressed because I thought I the administers would help me find another position but I was lied to. Now, I can't find a job. I never wanted to do revenge to anyone or never done one so I decided to do a little black magic. I know it was wrong but I have never done it before and I do not know if it worked. I stopped because I did not know what I was doing I was so mad. I know what I did was wrong. I would pray to god that I am so sorry of what I did and I ask for forgiveness. I am praying everyday for what I did I just wanted a little protections because these are people who come with a different religion and do witch craft stuff from their country and they like to harm good people. I know because they showed it to me and I saw some stuff that they had on for protections. Now, I pray for my enemies and ask for forgiveness to my lord. I also want to confess that I was a bully online. I would write bad reviews for teachers and doctors free online for those who have hurt me and my mother. I would get a bad teacher and write bad reviews on rate my professors and I would get bad doctors to review them too. I did not want to write anything bad but this is a free country and I want people who read the reviews to understand what I went through. Now, notice that is wrong, and I am beginning to write another review to ask for forgiveness as well of what I wrote so god can see how much I love him and care for him. Lastly, I want to confess a boy that I like a lot he owns his own business with his family and I became a stoker online I would visit his online page business every day and face book site. Now, I am noticing that I don't get anything with this. I think he hates me now. I did so much google reviews for him and I do not think I will go to his store again. I will begin to respect them. Again, forgive me father for I have sinned I want to thank you for opening my eyes, mind, and heart of what I have done was wrong. I would like to have your blessing and pray for good things to happen to me and my family. I wish you can help me find a job I can work at I love you my lord/god/Jesus.
#forgive #confession #hate #family
I'd like my boyfriend to become very fat and very ugly because I'm afraid to lose him to another girl who's more attractive than me or anything. And I don't want him to cheat on me.
I can feel the scars on my wrist after they are partially healed and I think they feel like braille, and I just want to make more to keep that feeling alive.
I am one of the big wigs in one of the most recognized white supremist/nazi organizations in America. But I am a gay submissive who is attracted to huge dick blacks. This has been going on for years . A couple times a month I watch my wife with three blacks whilst I perform oral sex on a couple. Then about once a month (I keep this from wife) I go to a motel room where 10 blacks gangbang me analy and orally. And they do it quite rough. That is part of the deal. For many years I have enjoyed being dominated by groups of black men. Long before I was part of this organization. Way back in my teens.
I am a very bad girlfriend and very selfish. I have the best boyfriend in the world and I love him so much, but unfortunately we are not able to see each other as often as I would like. We live in different cities and because of our working schedules we often see each other only every two weeks on the weekend. My birthday is coming up in 3 days and I was soo looking forward to it because we had planned all kind of awesome things together...
But he texted me this morning at like 5am and told me that he couldn't make it tomorrow and that he could not be there for my birthday because he's in the hospital... Appendicitis... His surgery is scheduled for tomorrow.
Of course, I was totally shocked when I read that! But I have to confess that I am very disappointed because I was soo looking forward to the weekend and my birthday. We made so many plans and now they all fall flat...
I know, I should be worried because he's in the hospital and all... That is why I need to ask for forgiveness. I am a terrible person.
#foregiveness #terrible #girlfriend #hospital #anger #disappointed
My best friend and I along with her cousin and a friend all shared a house when we went off to college. Four girls all in one house and we got along great. Whenever we ordered pizza we would take turns answering the door naked. It was such fun seeing the look on the delivery persons face.
At my boyfriend's, I changed into my swimsuit in the pool bathroom and left my clothes there. When I returned to get dressed, my underwear were gone so I dressed without them and moved on. My boyfriend was with me, so the horny widower stole them. I gave him a smirk and imagined him sniffing and jacking off on them. I got excited and wanted him to look up my shorts to see I had no panties. Maybe he could see how smoothly I had just shaven. I felt so nasty, horny, and wet. I was inventing what I could do on my next visit. I was so involved, I forgot my boyfriend. I will surely masturbate tonight. With tonights event on mind, masturbation would be more enjoyble than sex with my boyfriend. His father might be 18 years older but is more attractive, more manley and handsome with lots of confidence and surely longing for young sex.
#older #stronger #manley #sexy #panties #dirty #horny #young #18 #shaved #wet #confidence #attractive #masturbation #boyfriend #father
I put some sugar in the receiver of my co-workers car. Later on, I even helped her to get the car going.
I am such a good person.
#evilness #sugar #receiver #confession #car
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