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keep it in mind that many of these youtubers make videos 20 years ago and put them on private and upload the video as if its new today or whatever when it was made a long time ago and just cuz they have an american or english accent doesn't mean they are not from africa or australia or somewhere else because people will like others from other nations and if they put their real names and locations and ages you might get a real shock and people wouldn't like them if they really knew were they lived and who they are. and they dont age as well as healthy people do who live quieter better private lives. cuz they show off their wealth and people will only pay them back for it and while the rest of us have been living without our means in a good wholesome modest way they have not.


#youtube   #jokes  


I yell endless jokes. This includes making fun of things from every culture. This means I need to be canceled, but I do it anyways. If I go in an Asian restaurant I order Mexican food. If I’m in a Mexican restaurant I order German food. I can’t stop being socially disfunctional, and I love it. I also make up words and intentionally misspell words.
I love it if people can’t fight my logic, so they attack my poor grammar. This brings me great joy. I also like to tell them I have a big dick and am great in bed. 100% true. So what his will cause them mental constipation too. I used to annoy annoying teachers endlessly. Eventually they’d give up. But I was nice to nice teachers.


#joker  


Just had dinner with my fiancé. Lovely meal, nice wine etc. went to the bathroom afterwards, wasn’t concentrating, looked down to see I’d peed all over the floor, missing the urinal entirely! I’m really sorry. Probably won’t go back there for a while!


#look   #where   #you  


That awkward moment when you read that one of your favorite porn stars is recently single and you get really excited for a second before all of reality bursts your second long fantasy.


#sex   #porn   #fantasy   #single   #hookup   #hookups   #pornography   #adult  


It's 420 baby!!!! Woooo everbody yeah, smoke with the party yeah.


#420   #marijuana   #robvandamn  


There is this man I meet regularly in the park when I am walking my dogs and we started talking a few months ago. He also has two small dogs (I do not know the breed) and we let our dogs play together. It is really nice, we talk a lot about everything, he has the same humour as me and he is very attractive. I am always looking forward to going to the park in hopes that I meet him. And then it happened, I couldn't believe it. He kissed me one day. Out of the blue.. while we were laughing about something (I can't remember now what it was) and the moment was just perfect...


The thing is... I am single, but he is married!!!!
He never mentioned her to me, never muttered a word about her! And he is never wearing a ring (I've checked). She came by the park when our dogs had a "play date" to bring him is phone (because he forgot it at home). That's how I found out. That was after the kiss, I think like a week later...

We never talked about the kiss since then and I don't know what to do.. I actually thought I was going to fall in love with hime before I knew he was married. Now I am heartbroken and I don't know if I should tell her?


#crush   #dogs   #kiss   #married   #wife   #heartbroken   #confession  


My girlfriend sometimes smokes and drinks when she is with her friends. I beg her to stop but she just can’t. She so hard headed. If only I could tell her how unattractive it makes her when she is like that. I’ve seen vids of her throwing of from being so drunk. Made me wanna leave her right then. And today I saw pictures on her phone from last night where she was high with her friends again. It just makes her so ugly to me. She insecure as it is but if only I could tell her how gross and ugly it makes her when she is high. I wish she’d stop doing it. She lies and sneaks to do it and denies being addicted but I know she is or she would’ve quite. If you’re my friend and you do it that’s whatever but the girl I want to marry and live with. Shits gross.


#preference   #gross   #smoking   #drinking  


I’d appreciate if you would please comment and help a female I’m not sure what exactly to do in this situation..

I’m close very friends with someone who’s name is Connie, and I came to find out that she is talking to my ex boyfriend from HS who cheated on me with one of his friends while I stayed after school for art club activities. I’ve explained the betrayal he did towards me to Connie, who’s also friends with him and agreed what he did to me was wrong. My ex is now getting to know someone else although, Connie had the audacity to tell me that she stayed up late on the phone with him asking 21 questions, answering one of the questions and said. “I’ve never cheated on anyone..” By the end of their conversation he came to have a liking towards Connie and questioned if he should continue talking to the female he’s getting to know at the moment, which made Connie a second option and made her upset. Clearly he hasn’t changed or could make up his mind, so today I once again had to explain Connie that this is all wrong and I don’t appreciate her talking to him if he’s like that or should talk about him when I’m around. Before I could say anything else she told me to not get CRAZY with her and that they’re just friends. My gut and pain is tell me otherwise because this wasn’t the first time she tried getting friendly my ex’s and including their friends too..


#betral   #broken   #cheater   #toxic   #anger   #dissappointment   #friendship   #pain  


My nephew broke up with his gf and she walked round to my house and asked if I would drive her home. On the way she said she really liked me and would like to fuck me. As I pulled into her parents farm she said that her parents were out and won't be home till late. She put her hand inside my shorts and played with my cock. She said she wanted to have sex in the barn on the bales of hay. After having sex in the barn we went into the house and had sex in the kitchen and then in her bed.


#brokeup   #sex  


I love feeling long orgasms with marijuana smoke everywhere in room in cold winter. Feeling crazy with this fancy idea. Do share your experience with crazy naughty moments of love making.


#sex   #smoke   #lust   #love   #bisexuality   #lesbian  


Me and my first love have broke up for 2 years but i still love him. Now he has new gf and really happy. Sometimes we talk. I know it’s wrong when i am still waiting for a chance …


#ex   #boyfriend   #brokeup  


I have a crush on my classmate and he is one of my friends. He always holds my hand and of course i thought that he likes me back. When i ask him if who is his crush he said he likes one of my classmates. I become so sad that even breathing is hard for me. I wish that i will have the chance to change the past. To be not a part of his life anymore because its for the best. I like you eros even if you dont feel the same. I know you like andrea but im always here for you. I love you but i know that you will never feel the same.
From your bestfriend
S


#love   #sad   #heartbroken  


A friend of mine got a new chimney. We loaded tons of firewood in it and fired it. The smoke was so heavy that you couldn't stand in a 50 feet area. Later, I told a really drunk friend of mine, he should fire the chimney some more.
I can still remember the fizz it made after he touched the hot knob.


#hot   #chimney   #drunk   #firewood   #smoke  


I seen a child in an american tv commercial that looked like nutmeg markle. I wouldn't be surprised that she has other children from previous relationships. She is not that likable just because she is nicely dressed hardly makes her worthy. She looks so meanly in the face and old leather tan skinned and she is dull. Hokki-Harry and Nutmeg are like some Karaoke terrible act talent contest throw aways. There kids will be ugly.


#commerical   #looks   #like   #her  


I made a pass on a married woman. It was just for fun but she wants to get divorced now.
I feel bad. :(


#married   #woman   #fun   #joke   #divorce   #bad  


I’m a closet smoker. I keep it from my wife and family. I can only smoke at certain times to make sure I’m not caught. I have always enjoyed smoking, it makes me feel good and it just feels natural to me.


#closet   #smoking  


I still have contact to my ex boyfriend... It's not really my ex BOYFRIEND... we had some kind of friends with benefits relationship and it didn't take long until I fell in love with him or crushed on him quite hard... he didn't return the feelings and that almost destroyed me but I couldn't stop seeing him. I lied to him and said that I also only want the sex and the friendship, nothing more...
After a while we saw each other less and less which was terrible because I wanted to see him every day... He started to become more distant and then I found out that he met someone else and tried to woo her.
At the beginning he didn't even tell me about it and just told me new excuses why we couldn't meet.
I was so heartbroken... And I told my best friend about it. She said I need to block him, ghost him and never talk to him again. But I was just so infatuated and I didn't wanna lose him.
Then I met my now boyfriend and the situation got easier. I wasn't that heartbroken anymore and we still texted from time to time.
I am still jealous when I think about him and his new girlfriend, but it's not like I want him more than my boyfriend.
I couldn't tell my best friend that I am still in contact with him. She already thinks I am stupid for keeping up with him for so long... so now I am keeping it a secret that I still text and maybe meet up with him some time.
I just want to be friends with him again. Not anything sexual. I love my boyfriend but I also do not want to lose my friend...


#liar   #boyfriend   #sex   #friends   #friendswithbenefits   #love   #crush   #heartbroken   #lie   #bestfriend  


I'm a 17 year old female. I have been masturbating since before I knew what the word even meant. I just think it feels good and I know it isn't bad, but I feel very lewd and hate that I do it. I tried stopping at one point, but I'm now addicted to it....

I also believe I am a lesbian, but still a tiny bit unsure (pretty sure I am though). Although, I've only ever liked girls. Mostly straight girls. I feel like I have the worst luck when it comes to the love life that I don't have. Everytime something good happens, soon after, something bad or heartbreaking happens. Cupid is just fucking with me and screwing me over every time. I've never dated anyone before. I'm still in the closet, but I think I'll come out on my 18th bday. At least to my family.

I've liked several girls, all unrequited unfortunately. Right now I like one of my classmates who sits next to me, but we aren't that close. I was pretty sure she is straight and seeing her a Homecoming with a guy made me confirm that in my heart, which really started hurting the rest of the night. Everyone says love is the best, but even though I have liked someone, it has mostly only been heartbreaking. I know that I would never ever get the girl I like, even if I was a guy. This has been going on since 6th grade now and I'm getting tired of falling in love. I try so hard to get rid of my feelings, bit then something happens and I fall right back in. Then, like I said before, Cupid will screw with me and soon after something depressing will happen. I sometimes wish I didn't have feelings as I fall in love way too easily and all it does is hurt my heart. I'm going to wind up an old, lonely, cat lady...I just know it.... ._.


#lesbian   #heartbroken   #unrequited  


Is it wrong for a girl to masturbat?


#wrong   #help   #what   #ok   #girl   #young  


When I was 17 I payed a hooker to makeout with me. I was so horny at this time and couldn’t pull girls at all. The hooker was this thicker black girl. Being a white guy a black girl was a turn on. We only kissed because she didn’t want to sleep with a 17 year old. It cost 80 bucks to tongue kiss this girl for 20 minutes. She grabbed my cock through my jeans and made me cum while sucking on my bottom lip. It was so hot. Even though her breath was horrible and her tongue and mouth tasted like weed and beer, it was the hottest makeout session ever. Being a virgin 17 year old making out with an older thick hooker. Even though I never did anything with a hooker again it still remains one of the sexiest memories I have.


#hooker   #hot   #kissimg   #sexy  



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